

When we last left off, Jason had grown into a cute (but angry) child. The angry didn't last long, though, and I gave him a little makeover because 1) that hair was definitely more blond than brown and 2) I forgot that Circe has the same hair.

Speaking of our precious little angel, here she is, outside in the rain. Playing goalie. On her lonesome. In her fairy princess tutu.

Unlike their female counterparts, Jason and Tom get along pretty okay.

Tom: And remember, good always gets its ass kicked by evil!
Nice words to live by. Jason, hopefully you won't drink any of this in.

Oh, look who it is! He came to steal the paper, but got caught up in all the OMG RAIN!

Anne: Mister, you'd better get off of our property!

Anne: I MEEEEAAAAAN IT! Put our air down before I tell my daddy on you!

And he'll be on his merry little way.

How much do you want to bet that David doesn't even know where he is?

Nanny: All she talks is crap but damn it if I didn't want a piece of that.

Pippa sees your swoon.

And Pippa, she'll play on your infatuation.

Unlike David, Circe seems to know exactly where she is.

Thomas, it doesn't help that you're putting on a show for your twin. :/

Nanny: I should sue you for sexual harassment!

Nanny: But how 'bout we just kiss instead?

Pippa'll do ya one more than that. Nineteen down.

Circe takes a page from Anne's book and wrangles neighborhood men for Mommy Dearest. She manages to bag James Amore.

Pippa likes. Too bad the feeling isn't mutual.

Circe is all about the outdoors.

You're so cute when you fail. &hearts

Anne: I put a dead rat in Circe's cereal. Don't tell anyone, mmkay?
Yeah, the family doesn't have enough money to buy more room for an indoor table.

Anne: NYAH-NYAH-NYAH-NYAH, BITCH!

Circe: LOLOLOL u so funny.
Anne: THE HELL, YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING!

Circe: But you're so hilarious when you fail!

Anne didn't take kindly to Circe's attempt to lighten the situation.

After a few sim hours on the phone, Pip's relationship with James is finally high enough for WooHoo. You silly, since when did you start needing high relationship points for anything?

LTW down. Her new one is to become Chief of Staff.

It's also Anne's birthday.

Anne: I wish to be heir!

Hi there, pretty!

She doesn't like her new makeover though. TOO BAD.
Anne Cross
ROMANCE/Fortune: (...wtf clone) Become Rock God
GEMINI
Sloppy: 2
Outgoing: 9
Active: 9
Playful: 7
Grouchy: 3
Hobby: Fitness

Heeeeeey, I know that face...
...that's not a good sign, is it?

David: Congrats on having an affair!
I'm at the point where I really mean it when I say "Poor David." Even though the WooHoo with twenty sims want is gone now.

No, David, he isn't swooning at you.

Pip and Dave continue being A+ parents by congratulating each other over the inane while Anne chats up the unrelated hottie on the property.

Anne: Stupid little girl had to be younger then I am. How the hell am I supposed to kick her ass now?

I really like how Sims can constantly glower over things for hours. She'll probably have moments in her elderhood where she'll do this as well

Anne: Tom? As your older sister, I feel the need to let you in on a little secret about life.

Anne: IT SUCKS.

Anne: LOL J/K
Tom: Bitch. :)


Inside, Anne is still a ten-year-old ball of energy.

With her Romance LTW over with, Pippa's Fortune side kicks in with maternal instincts.

The nanny discusses very important and age-appropriate topics with Jason.

Anne: ...seriously.

Anne: I ask for a first kiss and this is what you give me?
Actually, you were the one who brought him home with you, hon.

Maybe this guy will help?

oic. You're not into sweet guys.

Tom: A+ A+ HEY MOM ARE YOU PROUD OF ME YET?

Circe: LOOK LOOK LOOK!
Look at it this way, at least she's clothed and alone this time.




Anne: LET IT RAIN MEN!

After realizing that it doesn't work, she heads straight for the AIM chatrooms for some digital lovin'.

Jason: After Circe's birthday, will you go back to beating her up again?

The family's finally got enough to move into a new house.

Circe starts hating on everything ever,

Jason immediately goes for the lemonade stand Tom wanted,

Pippa and David break in their new bed,

...and Tom just stands there like he's in Bodyshop or something.

Oh, and Anne. Anne continues to rock at being a Romance sim.

I have everyone except David (who went to work) go to the secret dance studio so that Pippa and Anne could fill their dance contest wants.

Soooooo. This is work, huh?

Time to see if all that Smustling was for nothing or not.

At least we know that Anne won't come in dead last.

She'd definitely beat out the burglar too, if there were other places besides first.


And she wins. Then again, she's been practicing all of her life.

Anne: The DJ is HIDEOUS!

Anne: You're pretty disgusting too.

Anne: I'm not even gunna touch that one.

Your mom will, though.

David: YOU SKANK I THOUGHT YOU CHANGED!

Yeah, that's right Pip. This time it's actually someone else's fault.

wth is with the stalkerish tendencies in this family?

It's the welcome wagon, with 100% MOAR KiltMan™

This would be your first time eating something that isn't a bowl of fruit or cereal or a can of that instacrap.
(...sad, no?)
And what is the first thing Pippa does with access to an oven?
C'mon, we all know the answer to this, right?


Also, birthdays.

Oh, Maxis. How appropriate!

And you, what's with the darkness around your eyes?

You probably look a lot like your father. I think.

Better believe she's been waiting a long while for that.
Anyway, stats.

Thomas Cross
PLEASURE/Knowledge: Go on 50 first dates
TAURUS
Sloppy/Neat: 5
Outgoing: 7
Lazy: 4
Playful: 6
Grouchy: 3

Circe Cross
FORTUNE/Romance: Become Hand of Midas, I think that's what that's called.
LEO
Sloppy/Neat: 5
Outgoing: 10
Lazy: 4
Serious: 4
Grouchy: 3

Thomas eats the whole cake in one night. No lie.

What is this random anger? Thinking about that incident at the dance lot?

This house is just FULL OF HAPPY.

Anne: I REALLY DON'T HAVE A REASON TO, BUT I WANT TO SLAP YOU.

Anne: SO HERE!

Ohoho, but Circe has claws too!

...or not.

A+ as always, Pippa.

Circe lets out years and years of ~*~REPRESSED ANGER~*~

He's in the room as well, too involved in his narcissistic dream world to give a damn about what's going on around him.

Anne won, but that really isn't a surprise.

Over?

Of course not. Pippa's about as enthused as I am about their behavior.

C'mon, do ya guys really have to fight anymore?

Oh thank God.

I see you're passing down Anne's words of wisdom to Jason.

Circe will gladly take Anne's refuse.

No, Anne isn't smiling at her new friend's witty jokes. She's approving of her mother's sudden relationship with this co-worker.

This guy doesn't make Anne smile at all.

He followed her into the sauna uninvited. How cute! Except not.

While Anne's okay with her mom macking on total strangers, Pippa flirting with David just grosses Tom the hell out.

Circe's hot and she knows it.

If you think that a random man staring at Circe while she's using a toilet is on the farthest end of the Creep-O-Meter, think again.

The boy inside the bathroom swooning at Circe while she's doing her business deserves some mention. Seriously, what the hell?

...what the hell?

WHAT THE HELL?!?

Circe: Ewwwwwwwuh that guy smells like traaaaaaaash...
I think his BO problem is the least of your problems.

No.

Jason gets an A+, yay! On the day he turns into a teen. lmao, so slow, Jase.

Can't let a day go by without that, can ya Anne?

Let's hope your relationship mellows during uni.

Circe: You wanna know just how awesome I am?!?

Circe: I just made an enemy!

The random guy someone brought home thinks that is pretty damn awesome.

Birthday, birthday.

y hay thar, hottie.
Jason Cross
FAMILY/Popularity: Celebrate Golden Anniversary
GEMINI
Sloppy: 2
Outgoing: 9
Active: 9
Playful: 7
Grouchy: 3