sim | CROSS LEGACY; 3.2

Let's kick things off with some good old fashioned accidental voyeurism.

Word of advice? Get used to this face. It's Nell's registered trademark, really. SHE CAN'T GET DOWN THE STAIRS.

Stephanie would rather geek herself all day instead of pouting. This one could care less about what's down the stairs, just so long as she's got her educational toys.

The wolves, they know that this family's hoarding children.

Nell: My attempts at escaping have failed yet again. :(

At least you'll have some company?

Bellamy

Pippa: She's...bald?

Mostly because Matthew has apparently stolen all of her hair.

Nell: How is babby formed?

Once happy times are over, it's back to the default pissy-pants expression for David.

Nell: Pleeeeeeeease, someone, LET ME OUT OF THIS HOUSE!!

Bellamy post-makeover.

Matthew post-makeover and after a few hits.

Stephanie's social skills are so astounding. She's never around when the family gathers to hate on each other or complain. That might be a good thing, though.

David: .....fucking whore attacking me for flirting with my own goddamn wife.

I know, right? Saaaaad.

Jason has this problem where he keeps telling his oh-so-"hilarious" dirty jokes to his wife who is always, always appalled by them.

...Bellamy has this problem where she sadly believes that the stone bench will feed her and give her the attention that she's so lacking.

Still antisocial.

Nell: THE STAIRS ARE JUST OVER THERE.

Nell: JUST PICK ME UP AND CARRY ME DOWN!

Nell: OR JUST THROW ME DOWN, I'M OKAY WITH IT, REALLY.

Nell: JUST PLEASE, PLEASE. I BEG OF YOU PEOPLE, PLEEEEASE!

Nell: I fear for my future here. :(

Sarah: OH my GOD! WHO IS THAT MAN HOLDING MY KID?

I...I can't answer that, Sarah. For sure, it isn't Jason...

Normal parents take the time to sit down with their (older, I might add) children and have "The Talk". Jason and Sarah think that the best way of learning is by giving a visual demonstration.

Nell: I WANNA WATCH TOO WAIT FOR ME!

Bellamy: *mesmerized stare*
Nell: What just happened? Do it again, I missed most of it. :)

... WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?

And Nell thought she could get away while her dad was distracted.

Nell: :( :( :( :(

Letting your children starve and conk out in a filthy bathroom? That's more like my sims.

...and yet they have the gall to bring in even more.

Stephanie has dorked herself out so much that she's either maxed or closely maxed every skill she can possibly work on as a toddler. w2b a stereotypical alien child, Steph.

Time to loose your color, figure and posture, Pip. Hope you can deal with age spots. :(

David makes sure to get one more swoon in before the transition.

WELCOME TO LIFE AS A GERIATRIC STATISTIC!

It's also the first set's birthday.

Arthiritis is already setting in, huh?

You're a pretty hot elder, though, I'll give you that.

Stephanie and Nell after makeovers.

Nell's first order of business is to establish herself as the family's new cockblock. No, but really she just wants to see, you know.

Nell: I'M WATCHING WHAT YOU'RE DOING THERE AND IT'S FREAKING DISGUSTING.

She also volunteers herself to be the cleanup crew (lol 10 neat points).

Matthew is Nell's newfound hobby. At any given moment, ALL of her wants revolve around "talking to Matthew" or "playing with Matthew". Stalker.

I sent David and Stephanie on a grandfather/granddaughter bonding outing and he goes and gets them poison ivy.

Stephanie: HAAAAAAAAAAATE.

Stephanie: This is the last time I do anything with family, ever.

Pippa: I always wondered what happens if you flush while someone's in the shower...

David: AAAYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!

Pippa: Oh, okay. :)

David: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I POURED SCALDING HOT WATER ON...

David: ...scalding hot, just like the soup I had for lunch this afternoon.

David: Mmm, soup. I'm gonna force someone to make me soup.
Pippa: Yeah, you go do that ~~and quit talking to people while they're on the toilet~~.

Oooohkay. I know that the fire was there last time, but.

Guys. It's in the back.

Pippa runs back in time to catch it.

David doesn't, however, but he still freaks out for the sake of tradition.

Stephanie: I've been in school for two days and still don't have an A+. I don't understand?

The second set of twins enters childhood.

David enters elderhood on the same day.

Bellamy is cute!

Matthew's gotten into the stash again, ma.

Sarah: I SEE YOU BABY

Sarah: SHAKING THAT ASS!

The Crosses, they don't play catch. They play "pelt the other player with the ball".

But hey, it works.

Matt: We don't have enough room in this house for another person!

Jason: WEREN'T YOU ON THE FUCKING PILL?!

David: So the bun's coming out of the oven, eh? Mmmmm, buuuuuuuuns...

Jason: Hey, hun, can you...ya know, push the pause button? I think I'm catching a glimpse of the ever-elusive backyard bluebird...
Sarah: YOU SONOFA FUCKING...

Another girl, Cicily.

David: Hey hey, this reminds me of a joke. You know the difference between a baby and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck, and I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a--

Jason: You know you're married to my mother, right?