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simAdobe Bridge and I had a misunderstanding and some pictures were caught in the crossfire. There's still about 97, though.
It's been a little while, so to recap, Evian invited one of her boyfriends to move in with her, despite being pregnant with another boyfriend's child. She had that kid, then my game saw that the trips & quads hack was set to 1% and took that to mean I wanted quadruplets straight-the-fuck-away. In the midst of all this terrific parenting, Evian and her failing fiance grew to hate each other. As the children grew up, a couple of them went on to hate each other as well. And everyone failed and hated happily ever after (except for Ariel who actually turned out pretty well). Actively trying to get out of this house via social worker, are we? Can't say I blame you.  Candace has taken to using the telescope exactly the way its inventors and users from long ago intended: spying on neighbors. Specifically, spying on neighbors with hot tubs they may or may not be using at the moment.  We'll go with "may be using the hot tub at the moment".   Need to cool down? Instead of grabbing that icy cold coke or that bottle of water next time, try jumping a hated sibling. You'll break out into a sweat, and according to Wikipedia, sweat regulates body temperature. These kids know where it's at.  See? Darren here didn't attack anyone, and look where that got him: a sad, sticky, reddened mass on the floor that the butler will likely charge extra to clean up after. The butler's unhappy, the people paying the butler aren't happy...nobody wins in this situation at all. (He rolled knowledge, by the way)  How long can you guys keep this up, anyhow?  Twofer! They all crammed into one of the smallest spaces in the house and decided that fighting was a good thing to do.   They then went their separate ways after deciding a house is not a home until every room has been fought in.  I see intimidation by clown hasn't worked out well for Darren.  Nikolai: Mom. MOM. MOM!! LOOK! I GOT AN A! BE HAPPY FOR ME! notice me please  Ariel: Hey Mom look I got an A! :) Evian: OH MY GOD MY BABY IS A GENIUS! HEY, NASA, CHECK THIS KID OUT! WE'VE GOT A WINNER OVER HERE!  I'm sorry, Trinity, straight A's are for students who can get off of the school bus correctly, not jump out one of the back windows or however the hell you managed to get yourself out. (Candace got an A report card too, but that's one of the pictures Bridge took from me ):)  Nikolai: /uncontrollable sobbing Evian: TIME TO FANTASIZE ABOUT OLD MEN, OH BOY  Nikolai: I'd wish you'd help me ;_; Evian: I'd wish you'd get out and stop interrupting my fantasy sex life.  Candace: Continue terrorizing in 3, 2... Nikolai: ;(( Evian: Human old men are kind of hot too, hmm.  And the Most Attentive Mother award goes to you, Evian Marcelle.  Trinity: You know, Dad, it's kind of embarrassing how often you keep losing to Mom in all these fights and frankly, I'm kind of ashamed of you right now Quentin: Hahahah, whatya talking about? I don't LOSE ... all that much...hahaha, are you saying I'm a loser? Oh you, don't be silly!  Quentin: I AM NOT A LOSER! I'LL SHOW YOU! I'LL SHOW YOU ALL!! Darren: SEE, YOUTUBE?! SEE WHAT I HAVE TO GO THROUGH EVERY DAY? I'M FLUNKING OUT OF SCHOOL AND MY PARENTS ARE CONSTANTLY FIGHTING. THIS ISN'T A HEALTHY ENVIRONMENT AT ALL. PLEASE CAN SOMEONE TAKE ME IN?!?  Caught up with everyone? Just in time for your birthday!  Ariel (Popularity/Grilled Cheese)  Candace (Romance/Knowledge)  ... :| Nikolai (Family/Fortune)  Trinity (Fortune/Family)  Growing up has caused Candace to become aware of how awesome she thinks everyone perceives her to be.  This is the face she'll make when you try to tell her otherwise. (Coincidentally, it's also the face she'll make when you try to play rock, paper, scissors with her; she doesn't even like the reindeer games after all).  Candace: Family bonding? How charming, pretending that I can't just march right over there right now and kick you in the ass.  Every time I see Candace make this expression I shudder and turn on the lights. I don't know, there's just something about it.  Because seriously, she is a bit of a creep. And also rude, attempting to inject herself into other people's conversations.  I guess sometimes there's nothing better to do than to sit back and watch the train continue to wreck in front of your eyes.  Trinity: You know how much of a complete loser Dad is, right?  Trinity: I mean, it's none of my business, but if you constantly keep getting your ass kicked like you are now, one day you'll grow up to be some loser baby man who ends up in failed relationship with a house full of kids and has nothing left for him but going out clamoring for pennies in his underwear every once in a while.  Nikolai: That...can't possibly be true!  Trinity: /has been put in a good enough mood to go bragging Candace: /has been left sobbing after a serious poking Nikolai: SEE I AM NOT GOING TO GROW UP TO BE A LOSER AFTER ALL :D  Candace: THAT WAS TERRIBLE AND COMPLETELY UNCALLED FOR AND I HOPE THAT YOU STEP BAREFOOT ON A LEGO AND FALL ON YOUR FACE. Darren: LAUGHLAUGHLAUGH Quentin: Chucklechucklechuckle  Stalker.  Creeper.  Quentin: OKAY THANKS FOR THE CHAT, HAVE FUN YOU TWO :)  I see you're directing those creepy glances at your sister now. And I'm fine with that, just as long as you don't start to fight her because three fighting pairs is exactly what this family needs.  Oh. Guess we're too good for school now, huh?   According to Candace, school is for people who want to become lawyers or literally anything else that isn't falling in love / banging 20 sims. What? Romance sims have other ltws? Oh.  I don't know what my game is trying to pull here...  ...maybe all the CONSTANT FIGHTING is somehow starting to take some kind of toll on the part of the game engine in charge of randomizing townies.  Quentin: You shouldn't fight when Ariel's around ohmygod you are going to corrupt the only one of you that is not stupid or seriously maladjusted :(((  Nikolai: HAS MY KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR COME TO RESCUE ME FROM THIS UNREPENTANT SHREW? :D  Evian: nope.avi  Thing 1: teeheehee I got a girl wet   Candace: Try that again, Chuckles, and you'll see just how sopping I can get you with your own piss. ...and he never stepped foot on Marcelle property again.  KEEPING TRACK OF YOUR FIGHTS IS A CHORE. A DAMN FUCKING CHORE. STOP DOING IT.  Candace started going to school regularly again, earning an approving "^_^" from her brother. We'll all learn a touching end-of-a-Pokémon-episode-caliber lesson later about how important education is from the only member of this family who is failing out of school.  I can't decide which career track has the most interesting costumes, the one Evian's in or the adventurer.  Nikolai: SHE MADE YOU CRY, DIDN'T SHE? THAT LITTLE ASSBITE MADE YOU CRY. SHE MAKES EVERYONE CRY. SHE MUST BE PUT IN HER PLACE.  Someone brought home this cutie who seems to have quickly developed a thing for Nikolai.  Cutie Patootie: What do you say we take this party indoors?  Nikolai: Wait, what? What? THERE IS AN ACTUAL GIRL WHO IS ACTUALLY FLIRTING WITH ME I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TAKE THIS!  You'll make a fine family sim, Nikolai.  Remember the days when you were young and totally putting wolves in their places?  What happened to those days? :(  Candace: Congrats on making an enemy out of the only guy who would ever sleep with you anymore.  Candace: TEEHEE ONE DAY I WILL HAVE AS MUCH ANGER AS YOU :)  GTFO contest: WHO WILL WIN?  Candace will, giving Evian an opportunity to reflect back on THAT MOTHERFUCKER WHO STOLE THAT DRESSER ONE TIME, MANY YEARS AGO.  Evian: If you make straight As you will have money for an ADT installation. IF YOU HAVE ADT, YOUR MOST WORTHLESS OF ITEMS WILL BE FOREVER SECURE.  Candace: i have a heug hole in my life that need's 2 b filled if u no wut i mean ;) ;) ;) (send pix 1st plz no fugz)  Darren: HI I NEED TO SIT IN THIS CLEARLY OCCUPIED CHAIR TO USE THIS CLEARLY OCCUPIED COMPUTER!  Darren is growing up soon and is only in danger of failing now, so off to uni he goes.  Candace: Let me tell you about my life! There's beating up Nikolai...  Candace: OH WAIT OF COURSE IT'S JUST ME BEATING UP NIKOLAI. My life is this one great thing, isn't it?  Ariel: ...yeah, that looks like...yeah...great.  Whenever it's Nikolai initiating the fighting, it's always some horrible thing that Candace needs to baww endlessly over.  Candace: MOVE OUT OF THE WAY, THIS IS PRIME SOBBING AREA.  Then again he just pokes/slaps/shoves for a few sim hours whereas Candace will mostly attack and be done with it. Hi, Trinity. :|  Trinity: Cheer up, you make straight A's!  Trinity: You are a huge asshole, congrats! NOW FINISH HER.  I swear it really is like she likes to instigate these things.  See, here she is probably approving of an argument just as this fight settles down.  And if everyone else is otherwise occupied, she flips the fuck out.  Trinity: FUCK YOUR PAINTINGS!  Trinity: AND FUCK YOUR TRASH CANS!  Trinity: Heh. Heh. Heheheheheheheh.  Trinity: I am sorry for this mess I will clean it up :(  (outcomes are assumed Candace victories unless otherwise pictured)  And I see your mood is back up!  Evian: YOU'RE NOT AS HOT AS YOU THINK YOU ARE; GET OUT, I NEED TO PEE.  Trinity: RGPWSEOSFKDFUCKER /KICKS CAN  Quentin: Oh no! This brand new thing that cost money to buy reminds me of how poor I perceive this family to be!  And the quads head to college, but not before Evian adds another memory that the Marcelles can bring up at random and irrelevant times in the future.  supposed to be fortune hahah  You did well keeping out of the cray.  Heiress, because she is one of the interesting ones and she won the genetic lottery and I just flat out like her ok.  Interests: fights, subtly causing fights, mirrors (especially when it's her reflection in them).  Still have that sunburn, I see. stats Torch-holders: 1 Perma-plat sims: 0 Shrink visits: 1 Social Bunny visits: 0 Fires: 1 Self-wettings: 2 Pass-outs: 5 Fights: 19 Accidental deaths: 0 Social worker visits: 0 |
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