[ The peppy tone drops for a moment to something more serious. Like an actual soothsayer from a TV program. ]
Oh my, oh my! Be careful young man. Strawberries are only sweet when they're artificial. The real deal is quite sour. Something you think will be well received might be hated instead!
Hazelnut is a modest taste! Earthy but sweet, decadent yet humble. Overall, it's a sign of good fortune! A bumpy ride for whatever love lies ahead, but worth it!
Chocolate is loved by all, but if you're not careful, you'll get something super bitter and maybe even spicy! Can you handle that? Or do you prefer something more sweet? romance can be unpredictable!
[ Unfortunately, this is another case of mistaken identity, but. The last time Tezcatlipoca saw Koyanskaya, he'd scammed her, so he's much more amused by this (incorrect) development than Muramasa. ]
woah this is an awfully cute question. is this a sneaky pitch to get people buying your hardware?
because I mean if so I'll take more for a test drive if you're not sour about the first time around ♥
[ if this was in fact koyan she would be beelining to strangle him. unfortunate that he gets to live another day tbh ]
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@Bootyyyshaker9000, voice
Although telling someone's fortune sounds silly.
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[ She lets him sit with that thought as she hums to herself, pretending to read some cards. ]
Milk looks and tastes so plain, but it's refreshing and good for you! Unless you're lactose intolerant...
Fifty-fifty chance of your love prospects being the best you've ever known...or going horribly wrong.
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Chocolate is sweet, but sometimes it's oh so bittersweet. Looks like you'll rush into things and the bitter will be all you taste!
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@kuzunoha14
I hear they have a sweet potato flavor. I'd like to try those.
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[ The peppy tone drops for a moment to something more serious. Like an actual soothsayer from a TV program. ]
Oh my, oh my! Be careful young man. Strawberries are only sweet when they're artificial. The real deal is quite sour. Something you think will be well received might be hated instead!
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@akatsuki; voice
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Are you too good for some silly fun?
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@Gisei ; txt
Let's say matcha.
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Matcha is bitter, but its bitterness is enjoyable when it's mixed with something sweet.
The one you love will be the balance. The bitterness to your sweetness, and vice versa.
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@greatvalue
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[ But! She's sending over a picture of a standard pocky box for him to get an idea. ]
It's a really thin cookie with frosting.
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@durante
[when you can't have any but the fortunes sound fun...]
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Hazelnut is a modest taste! Earthy but sweet, decadent yet humble. Overall, it's a sign of good fortune! A bumpy ride for whatever love lies ahead, but worth it!
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@IcyHot - Text;
Chocolate.
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Very nice, very safe.
Chocolate is loved by all, but if you're not careful, you'll get something super bitter and maybe even spicy! Can you handle that? Or do you prefer something more sweet? romance can be unpredictable!
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Christ. GM never collected this tag. Sorry.
@gojira; text
I posess no small fondness for the fish variety Kaede-hime has given myself introduction to 🐟💯👌.
[ He... he's thinking about fish sticks. Help. ]
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[ Fish? Fish??? He wants to talk about fish while they're talking about sweet snacks?! Is this "gojira" guy missing a few screws?! ]
...oi, I'm talking about desserts. A fish-flavored dessert is absolutely bizarre.
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@R.A.P.H
If I had to choose ONE though...? Hmmm... chocolate's the easiest to find; I like strawberry too...
Oh oh, the cookies and cream one! Those are harder to find so I'll go with that one!
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Careful thought and a decadent answer means whoever you love will feel spoiled and never let you go!!
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text; @turntechGodhead
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No, that's cheating.
Die. ]
You will perish forever alone.
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@ typhoon
I liked the box.
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Hot single blonde milfs in your area!
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un: red_gaze
[WHO ASKED YOU, VERG]
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@forgery
chiwa saitokoyanskaya. ]Yeah? And you're not even gonna charge 'em for it for the first one out of the kindness of your heart, is that it, you damn fox?
[ NOT BUYING IT ]
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How DARE you?!
You've got a lot of nerve talking to a stranger like that, you hooligan!
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REDO WITH A BETTER ICON
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It's a cookie stick covered with frosting. The frosting can be a wide variety of flavors.
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@nice toy
woah this is an awfully cute question. is this a sneaky pitch to get people buying your hardware?
because I mean if so I'll take more for a test drive if you're not sour about the first time around ♥
[ if this was in fact koyan she would be beelining to strangle him. unfortunate that he gets to live another day tbh ]
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...what
are
you
talking about?
i used the text tags but this is actually voice LMF force of habit,,
I saw nothing 🎵
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Text @BAD DADDY
Forever voice
Well, your fortune for being such a stick in the mud is for all your teeth to fall out.
Ykw he's sticking to text just to be contrary
excellent
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audio; @curse
Strawberry, then.
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Regular strawberry, or the kind that has little strawberry bits in the coating?
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