I am sitting in a cafe eating crab tempura rolls and drinking cold raspberry juice. It just suddenly occurred to me that my life is much much nicer than I had any reason to expect it to be when I was a teenager. And I'm happy about that.
ETA: Now there's a giant banana split. It has real whipped cream. Made from cream given by my own cows - it mentions that on the menu. Seriously, people! How awesome is life?