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RITA: I am a college-aged human being machine. For some reason, I'm still trying to figure out the meaning of life, even though it's a trick question. I read too much, write too little, and am late for everything. I am disabled: I live with two chronic pain conditions. Sometimes this fucks me up, and sometimes it makes me laugh. As a general rule, the more irrelevant something is, the more I like it, which makes for great career prospects. I'm easy for metafiction, sf, and the apocalypse. I think semiotics is as close as you can get to magic. I get off on the feeling of having my entire foundation of knowledge collapse beneath me. And no, I don't take myself seriously, thank god. If you ever want to talk, come say hi! ♥