- United States
- Deviant for 15 years
- www.fanfiction.net/~simtiff
- She / Her
Good evening, ladles and jellyspoons.
I'm Simtiff.
...Das' coo'.
Current Residence: HAH! No.
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Whale-sized 
Print preference: I dunno...
Favourite genre of music: Alternative
Favourite photographer: I swear, Hipster photographers these days...
Favourite style of art: Art of the "fan" variety.
Operating System: Windows/PC
MP3 player of choice: iPod Touch
Shell of choice: Magic Shell 
Wallpaper of choice: Wallpaper?
Skin of choice: The kind that keeps you alive
Favourite cartoon character: Entire HTTYD cast
Personal Quote: "GEEHEE."
In Which It's A Happy Valumtimes!
In Which Tomorrow Is My Birthday!
Profile Comments 1.2K
"The Hicrid Goddess has been missing for over 22 hours, sir!"
"Well what else can I do? I have all my men searching the whole kingdom! So far all the reports have been negative."
"There must be something else you can do, sir!"
"I have the whole military searching under every rock and in every tree. Why, our castle is so unprotected that an enemy could seize us at any moment!"
"..."
"I'm sorry, lad."
"But...deviantARTopia isn’t the same without her spreading the Hicrid cheer. I haven’t even thought about Hicrid for hours!”
“She must have some reason for disappearing like this. Maybe she’s been called by some higher power.”
“What power could be higher than the Hicrid Goddess? She rules over all!”
“Legend tells, my boy…of a Hicrid God.”
“There’s a Hicrid God?”
“Yes…they say his name is…Gamzee.”
“What a frightening name!”
“Yea, my lad.”
“Commander!”
“Yes, private? Any sign of her?”
“No sir. We’ve searched the whole area, up to the eastern coast boundaries.”
“Well cross those boundaries, private! We need to find the Hicrid Goddess before something happens to her!”
“…”
“Don’t worry, lad. She’ll turn up soon.”
