"we've all seen the bumper stickers that say I ♥ NY or I ♠ MY CAT, but who's seen the ones that say I ♣ MY WIFE"

I guess I'm just a sucker for a playing card pun, even though it is in horrible taste. PS: You may need to increase your font size to see it.

Better stick to apple juice — OJ'll kill you.

Me [After hearing that shoujo_mallet had finally seen Snakes on a Plane]: I've got it! A version of Macbeth, performed entirely by ducks: Drakes on a Thane
shoujo_mallet [After finally stopping her laughter]: But, is MacDuff going to say, "I'm tired of these motherfucking usurpers on this motherfucking throne," or what? I mean, we need that line somewhere.

So I was checking out the Weather Underground earlier and I noticed something interesting about the chance for rain for tomorrow...

Go. Go see it. Now. It's amazing. The audience is the icing on a delicious cake of snakes and plane.

kallisti: How to steal an election...:

This is awesome. Thank you!

P: Oh yeah? Well you're gay for girls!
E: Damn straight! And I'm gay for boys, too.

The guy that just emailed me has the first name of Brack. I shit you not.

"We gotta deal with this straight shit? That's so gay!"
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Linux Sex Positions. Found from this post in linux.

Open-source your girlfriend!
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