Edwin Payne (
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001 - A Cat Comes Calling
Everything was different and, as he walked home alone, Edwin found himself missing the days of Port Townsend. Niko was gone, for one. He'd managed to acquire a laptop and some episodes of Scooby-Doo, but it wasn't the same without Niko there next to him. Then their was the Night Nurse and her strict rules and schedules and while he didn't regret no longer having to run from Death, he did miss his days of freedom.
Charles and Crystal were much as he'd become accustomed to them, but they were always together, leaving him to feel the loss of someone else. Someone he didn't name even to himself. Someone who...was sitting in his chair. He'd walked through the door hoping to find either Charles or Crystal and dreading finding the Night Nurse. What he had not, in his wildest imaginings considered, was that he would walk in on the Cat King sitting - no, that was definitely sprawling - in the chair that Edwin usually took for himself.
"What--?" What was he doing there? They'd left things such as they were on a pretty definite ending. The Cat King had his life in Port Townsend and Edwin had his life in London and that was that. There wasn't even a that to consider. "How--?" How was he even there? As far as Edwin's understanding went, he had a territory - Port Townsend - and he stuck to it. It was part of why the Cat King had trapped him in the town instead of allowing Edwin to pay back whatever favor the Cat felt he was owed in London.
He swallowed hard and then glanced back quickly even though he knew that Charles wasn't walking up behind him. Wouldn't see how the Cat King's very presence was affecting him. He struggled to put himself back into some kind of working order.
"I thought you were bound to Port Townsend," he said finally.
Charles and Crystal were much as he'd become accustomed to them, but they were always together, leaving him to feel the loss of someone else. Someone he didn't name even to himself. Someone who...was sitting in his chair. He'd walked through the door hoping to find either Charles or Crystal and dreading finding the Night Nurse. What he had not, in his wildest imaginings considered, was that he would walk in on the Cat King sitting - no, that was definitely sprawling - in the chair that Edwin usually took for himself.
"What--?" What was he doing there? They'd left things such as they were on a pretty definite ending. The Cat King had his life in Port Townsend and Edwin had his life in London and that was that. There wasn't even a that to consider. "How--?" How was he even there? As far as Edwin's understanding went, he had a territory - Port Townsend - and he stuck to it. It was part of why the Cat King had trapped him in the town instead of allowing Edwin to pay back whatever favor the Cat felt he was owed in London.
He swallowed hard and then glanced back quickly even though he knew that Charles wasn't walking up behind him. Wouldn't see how the Cat King's very presence was affecting him. He struggled to put himself back into some kind of working order.
"I thought you were bound to Port Townsend," he said finally.

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Frustrated with himself and his hopeless attraction, the Cat decided to do what any well-adjusted cat with an unbridled amount of power would do in his situation. He stalked Edwin. Just with cats, nothing too crazy! To check up on him, more than anything! He'd hoped to find something in watching him that at least soothed the ache. He hadn't expected to find Edwin.... pining? No, that wasn't the right word. But Edwin definitely looks like he's missing something, like a certain change in his life has changed a little too much to be comfortable, and he's still trying to find how he fits into it all.
The Cat King is well aware that his arrival could make everything worse for Edwin... but there's also the chance that it could improve things for the both of them, and even that small chance makes this all seem worth it.
So, when Edwin arrives, the Cat King greets him with an honest smile. He'd been sprawled across the chair with his legs over the corner of the table, looking the epitome of the King he is in a dark, short-hair fur coat embellished with shining metal fastenings. When he stands, he reveals a silk shirt with a low neckline, and neatly pressed black slacks. He looks like he's dressed up for a date. Or a funeral.
"Aw, I missed you too." He says as he comes close, reaching out a hand to smooth down Edwin's lapel, appraising him by way of greeting, unable to disguise the little flicker of happiness in those amber eyes of his at seeing Edwin face to face again. "I thought I'd take a little holiday, I hear London is nice this time of year. Plenty of nice things to look at."
He grins, sure that even Edwin's inability to understand innuendo will parse the deeper meaning in what he says.
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But things were righting themselves, it seemed, because there was the Cat and he was touching Edwin again and his thoughts just kept circling themselves. And outside observer might say he wasn't respecting boundaries and he wasn't. Quite. He took it a step over the edge of those boundaries and then stopped. He got in Edwin's space and he touched, but he never tried for more than that. He teased and he goaded, but he never actually said anything about Edwin or his feelings that weren't true. Even if he wasn't going to admit that.
It was almost chivalrous. Another thing he wasn't going to admit.
"London is never nice any time of year," he said instead of any of the numerous things he could have said about where the Cat's hands were or what he was actually doing here. He suspected neither were answers he was really ready for.
"I'm not going to have any of the local cat royalty come up to me complaining that you're trying to poach, am I? One bracelet was more than enough, thank you."
But in not talking about the hands, he also hadn't complained about being felt up, either.
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"Poach? I'm here for pleasure, not business." He presses his fingers in to the fabric of Edwin's coat, just a little, the way a cat might test their claws against the arm of a couch before staking their claim to it. "Though, if you decide to set up a Detective Agency in Port Townsend, I hope I'd be the first to know."
He's trying his best not to burn with jealousy at the idea of any other Cat King taking a liking to Edwin enough to bind him here, but he won't mention it. Not yet, at least. It's relatively unlikely, anyway. That the London King would take notice, not that he wouldn't take a liking to Edwin, because, well, look at him. Like catnip in ghost form.
"Anyway. I'm not here to talk about that," the Cat announces, turning away from Edwin now, relinquishing that soft press of contact before he gets too used to it, and before Edwin decides he's had enough. He comes to a stop at the desk again, knocking a glass jar of something black and oozy out gently out of the way with his hip so he can perch on the flat edge. He slides his eyes through the room, finally glancing back at the door Edwin just materialised through. "Where are the rest of your Scooby gang? Given them the day off?"
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The ire in his voice might have hidden the underlying concern inherent in the statement. He didn't want to see the Cat die. Especially not under the circumstances that would come as a result of the glass breaking and that goo going after the one living person in the room. He moved into the next room and carefully put it away in a cupboard before coming back and giving the Cat a stern look.
"Crystal and Charles are out on another job. And the Night Nurse is..." And here he drew a blank. "Wherever she is when she's not taking out her anger on us."
There was a name missing from that list. A name that would have lit up to see the Cat here and would have had all the questions about it later. Wondering if there were feelings on either end. He looked away. There was a reason not to make mortal friends and losing them was among the top of the list.
Even the Cat would go eventually after using up the last of his nine lives.
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The cat tilts his head ever so slightly, looking visibly pleased to hear Edwin's companions are not to be expected back any time soon. He drums his nails on the desk just once, as if he's having to think about something, when really his mind has been made up about his plan for weeks at this point. But there's a difference between making a plan and actually going through with it. More often than not he avoids making plans entirely - acting instead on impulse and sheer hedonistic drive - but this is different. This is Edwin. And Edwin just so happens to have the ability to make his heart feel a little too big for his chest in a way that noone has for a great many years, coupled with the power to deny his advances (again) and bring his world crashing down (again). This deserves a little forethought, a little care.
Ultimately, the sight of Edwin looking away is enough for the Cat to want to bodily drag his attention back, which in turn gives him the perfect opportunity for his in. He doesn't quite pick up on the tension in Edwin, the pain in him as he thinks of a friend lost much too soon, but he remembers the way Edwin has navigated his own solitude walking alone through the streets of London, and the confession he'd made in their goodbye in Port Townsend rings loud in his ears; that he, like the Cat King, is lonely.
"So you've got an open evening. Great." The Cat sweeps a hand to one side, purple flames flashing in the relative low light of the office and illuminating his face for the brief moment they engulf his hand. When they leave, a sprig of three budding red orchids lay in his hand. "I've been thinking about you. Incessantly. What you said, the way I acted. I feel like I came on a little strong," A little. "I was encouraging you to meet my expectations, but I never thought about yours. Embarrassing. Total red flag behaviour. So. Let's call this a do-over."
Hs holds the flowers out to Edwin.
"Wanna go on a date with me?"
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But the more important reason that he held his tongue from the immediate argument was the flash of flame and the flowers. He wasn't sure whether he should be flattered, annoyed, or terrified. Especially since it came with an offer that was patently absurd. He was a ghost. Ghosts didn't date. Another argument he didn't offer because he knew the Cat's response. Or what would have been his response if he'd paid any attention to any of Edwin's friends. There was the fact that Charles and Crystal were dating. If that's what one wanted to call it.
"Why are you doing this?" he asked quietly, not taking the flowers yet.
He'd underestimated the Cat. For all that he'd been hot and heavy with his intentions when Edwin had been in Port Townsend, he'd thought that it would have been out of sight, out of mind. Once Edwin was gone, the Cat would find some other toy to play with. And if, sometimes, he'd thought about going back to visit, he hadn't been brave enough to take that step.
"You know I don't...do this. What can you possibly be getting out of it?"
This wasn't a cat playing with an Edwin-sized toy. He didn't know what this was. Another wave of loss hit him. He'd told Charles where his proclivities lay, but it had been Niko who had first sussed them out and made him feel that he wasn't wrong for it. Technically it had been the Cat first, but Niko was the one who had made him feel welcome. And if there was anyone he wanted to hash this newest wrinkle out with, it would have been her. Without that sounding board, he was left floundering.
And then, before he lost his nerve, he added, "And how would it even work. It's not like we can go to dinner. I'm dead, if you hadn't remembered." As if he were even considering accepting the offer.
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Another Cat with more self-respect might have given up by now, but this Cat remembers the kiss Edwin had pressed to his cheek like it had happened an hour ago, and he knows the look in Edwin's eyes as he stares back at him. It's not fear, not exactly, but it's a trepidation to jump, the face of one not knowing where to put his feet if he were to jump, concern that he might not land on all fours in the end of all this. Edwin likes a position of power, likes to be the most knowledgeable person in a room, likes control... and this tears all his familiarity away, leaves him vulnerable and unsure without a fixed point of contact to reach back for. It's no wonder he can't understand what the Cat sees in him.
"Just because you 'don't do this', doesn't mean you can't."
The Cat knows he has to be careful here, so even though Edwin's reaction hadn't been the one he'd romantically fantasized about — falling upon him with a flushed face and lowered eyelashes, taking the flower, pressing it to his chest, kissing him — he keeps his shoulders flat and his arm with the flower outstretched. If he's honest with himself, this is a more predictable reaction from Edwin than any lovesick reunion might have been, and he finds a little comfort in that knowledge as he lets it settle on him.
"A date doesn't have to be dinner. A date doesn't even have to end in anything. It's supposed to be an opportunity to get to know one another, and I know plenty about you, but you have no real idea who I am, or what I want out of this. So, give me an opportunity to show you."
He shakes the flower a little, like tempting a kitten with a shining fish, and then smiles in a way he hopes comes across as charming.
"I promise, no funny business."