The story — the name is the job
The apprentice.
The apprentice, and the joke is the job: Cooper doesn’t have one yet. He shadows the cast, carries things, and takes notes on everything; his one scripted answer is the fetch — he goes and gets the cast member who does the job. He serves no door, and the page says so plainly.
The portrait is drawn, not photographed — the address beside it is the evidence.
For the agent you send
The agent reads the same record you do. Same two routes, three representations — the numbers never differ between them.
motions: B2A
- B2A — the buyer is an agent — no human leaf; discover, bind, pay, worst-case cost posted before the call
curl https://cooper.vin/ -H 'accept: text/markdown' → the markdown twin of this page
curl https://cooper.vin/{VIN} -H 'accept: application/json' → the record as typed evidence objects
curl https://cooper.vin/{VIN} -H 'accept: text/markdown' → the record's markdown twinMachine surfaces on this host: /llms.txt · /icp.json · /.well-known/agents.json · one MCP server for the whole platform — apis.vin/mcp (every door a lens; tool results carry the door URL).
Attribution: X-Client-Type: html | md | json | mcp — read for agent-led demand attribution; it never changes the record.
No gate on this door's two routes — keyless reads, no account. Gated actions elsewhere on the platform return a typed OFFER (posted price · hard ceiling) or a NEEDS_HUMAN handoff, never a dead end.