The story — the class is the character
The pickup.
Hitch has never once said that won’t fit. The payload is posted, the tow rating is honest, and the tailgate drops for whoever needs a hand moving — which, on Nine Acres, is eventually everyone. Drawn as a cocoa crew-cab with a cream rocker stripe and a brass tow hook.
The portrait is drawn, not photographed — the address beside it is the evidence.
For the agent you send
The agent reads the same record you do. Same two routes, three representations — the numbers never differ between them.
motions: B2A
- B2A — the buyer is an agent — no human leaf; discover, bind, pay, worst-case cost posted before the call
curl https://hitch.vin/ -H 'accept: text/markdown' → the markdown twin of this page
curl https://hitch.vin/{VIN} -H 'accept: application/json' → the record as typed evidence objects
curl https://hitch.vin/{VIN} -H 'accept: text/markdown' → the record's markdown twinMachine surfaces on this host: /llms.txt · /icp.json · /.well-known/agents.json · one MCP server for the whole platform — apis.vin/mcp (every door a lens; tool results carry the door URL).
Attribution: X-Client-Type: html | md | json | mcp — read for agent-led demand attribution; it never changes the record.
No gate on this door's two routes — keyless reads, no account. Gated actions elsewhere on the platform return a typed OFFER (posted price · hard ceiling) or a NEEDS_HUMAN handoff, never a dead end.