Gareth

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Gareth

@GarethNotGarth

The only reason Sofia Vergara is single is because she’s never met me.

Dublin City, Ireland

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Joined October 2022

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Gareth
@GarethNotGarth
Jan 13, 2023
Mini Battenbergs are better than full size Battenberg because there’s a greater marzipan to cake ratio.
Gareth
@GarethNotGarth
12m
Yurrss! On way to golf!!
Gareth
@GarethNotGarth
10h
NURSE!!!
Theeyetest
@TheEyeTest_1
14h
Replying to @fuadyabz23
Bruno is a bigger legend than Roy Keane 💯💯💯
Gareth
@GarethNotGarth
10h
Is Dawn saying it's an impossible standard to expect black people not to lie?? Seems a bit racist Dawn.
Dawn Butler ✊🏾💙
@DawnButlerBrent
19h
The tragic death of Professor Jason Arday forces us to confront the impossible standards placed on Black people and their devastating consequences.
Readers added context
The Telegraph identified more than 100 examples of identical or near identical wording between a Paula Zwozdiak-Myers thesis and Jason Arday's thesis. Avoiding plagiarism is a minimum standard, not an impossible standard, for academics. telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/07/2… researchonline.ljmu.ac.uk/id/eprint/4552… bura.brunel.ac.uk/handle/2438/43…
Gareth
@GarethNotGarth
10h
A few of these top 10 jokes from The Fringe are actually funny. But can you guess which one this guy wrote? theguardian.com/stage/2026/aug…