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Keith Williams

@bonsai
Human doing. WORK: SimpleElevated, @sciencelogic, @47lining Does Is it practical? Is it sustainable? Is it durable? PERSONAL: Coffee, Comics, Cuisine, #Critter
Boulder, CO
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    Keith Williams
    @bonsai
    Nov 12, 2024
    If you self-identify as a "celebrity nutritionist", you've just obviated all credibility.
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    Keith Williams
    @bonsai
    Oct 15, 2024
    It’s not like “having existed” doesn’t matter since time is the ultimate filter, but when your first supporting premise is “something, something <X> years” your argument is…wrong-footed.
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    Keith Williams
    @bonsai
    Oct 14, 2024
    when you cut your finger right at the bed of the nail and it just keeps bleeding
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    Keith Williams
    @bonsai
    Aug 7, 2024
    When you don't quite recognize a song, but "you know you know it" because it's either a down-tempo acoustic mix or an up-tempo dance mix. In this instance, an acoustic version of Spin Doctors "Two Princes". Nice.
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    Keith Williams
    @bonsai
    Jul 13, 2024
    Hell yeah!

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