CraftCMS (parody)

@craftcms

I'm the officially unofficial CraftCMS parody account, and I'm here to make you smile.

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Joined September 2024

CraftCMS (parody)
@craftcms
Dec 19, 2024
If you use #craftcms and have not patched in the past few weeks… ur gonna get hacked if you don’t update. We’re embarrassed… so be nice.
CraftCMS (parody)
@craftcms
Dec 19, 2024
We’re sorry. Plz update ur installs.
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CraftCMS (parody)
@craftcms
Oct 21, 2024
Hey @ServdHosting, how would you feel about an 8% rev share? #craftcms
CraftCMS (parody)
@craftcms
Oct 20, 2024
We're considering moving away from Twig for technical reasons. The Blade + Livewire combo looks promising. What do you think? #craftcms #symphony #laravel
Yes, switch to blade28.1%
No, keep twig31.3%
Show me the results40.6%
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CraftCMS (parody)
@craftcms
Oct 20, 2024
Can’t wait to get post economic like @photomatt. Gonna buy these for the @Rivian zevcentric.com/products/titan… #craftcms #Rivian #PostEconomic