Jon Wu

@jonwu_

sensemaking the singularity • married to @maggielove_ • did stuff at @yale @harvardhbs @baincapital @aztecnetwork @asylumventures

San Francisco

Joined August 2008

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Jon Wu
@jonwu_
Jul 29
Travis is an apex predator put on ice in 2017 and only recently reactivated from cryogenic slumber. Standards for male behavior have moved so far that he's actively perplexed by it. Our current ecology was last home to performative frat bros nearly a decade ago. So when Travis
TBPN
@tbpn
Jul 25
.@travisk's commute takes 5 minutes on a jet ski going 70 mph on Lake Austin. "Who else do you know is jet skiing to work? Nobody. I'm the guy."
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Jon Wu
@jonwu_
Aug 26
When I was single my highest performing pickup line was: "Hi, I came over here to hit on you." It eliminates awkward ambiguity while offering her a respectful offramp. Either she says "Hey sorry I have a boyfriend" or similar. Or she laughs and you're cooking.
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@majamediaco
Aug 26
PSA if you’re warm, respectful, and can take a no gracefully, ask her out!! worst case, you make her day. best case, you fall in love i think we culturally overcorrected on ‘creepy men’ in a way that made some of the kindest, most respectful men terrified to ask women out. the
Jon Wu
@jonwu_
Aug 25
> rolling around in bed with toddler > tickle_torture.exe > she seems kind of uncomfortable > i stop > she sits straight up > looks me dead in the eye > signs "more" in sign language mfw
Jon Wu
@jonwu_
Aug 24
Bessent to the bond market: “I'll buy as many bonds as you have, right now, at 5.25%. Sell me all you want. Then go fuck off.”
CNBC
@CNBC
Aug 24
Bessent could tap near $1 trillion Treasury General Account to fund bond buybacks, sources said cnbc.com/2026/08/24/bes…
Jon Wu
@jonwu_
Aug 24
let me reiterate that those with earned experience in the crypto markets will dominate the next period of financial history the crypto cohort was trained on a market with zero fundamentals pure animal spirits in a world where everything is speculative, everything is on an