@ChaseSupport you really need to provide a way to opt out of the monthly J.P. Morgan invitations to investment webinars. they are clearly not account-related.
- I’m always confused by “assaulting service worker X is a crime” signs. Isn’t assaulting _anyone_ still a crime?
- John Green’s scathing review of the US penny is one of the best thing I’ve heard in awhile
- Dear slack users, @ mentioning somebody in a 1:1 conversation serves no purpose. Stop it.
