trash jones@jzuxMar 21, 2021if you hear me telling the same story twice just let it go. i only have like six memories and they all take turns7830783103K0103K593K0593K
trash jones@jzuxMar 11, 2021I GOT INTO HARVARD MEDICAL SCHOOL 🙏🏼🙏🏼🎉🎉🎉😍😍 they’re gonna use me for cadaver practice638063837K037K505K0505K
trash jones@jzuxJun 14, 2022no offense but i literally could not care less that kim kardashian messed up marilyn monroe’s dress. i will never afford a home1.7K01.7K46K046K474K0474K
trash jones@jzuxOct 24, 2021I SAID YES!!! 😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💖💖💖💍💍💍💍💍 someone asked me if i was feeling sad!!498049888K088K449K0449K
trash jones@jzuxApr 24, 2021wtf is a “group chat?” i am an adult, i only have two friends and they don’t know each other898089838K038K397K0397K
trash jones@jzuxJun 8, 2021deleting my dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he sells me onions, i sell him jars of spiced peaches)954095435K035K358K0358K
trash jones@jzuxJun 8, 2021the two worst feelings in the world are not having a job and having a job562056257K057K353K0353K
trash jones@jzuxMay 7, 2022feeling sad today. can everyone please send cute pictures of their credit card, front and back?1.3K01.3K54K054K348K0348K
trash jones@jzuxMay 5, 2024so jealous of cats to be honest. imagine being a huge bitch literally all the time and the person who takes care of you is like awwwwwww300030054K054K358K0358K12M012M
trash jones@jzuxAug 4, 2021well well well, if it isn’t the bridge i said i’d cross when i came to it300030064K064K346K0346K
trash jones@jzuxAug 23, 2021HE PROPOSED!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼💍💍💍💍💍💍💍 to the girl he dated after me!1.6K01.6K16K016K345K0345K