Total
WordPress
Vitality
24/7 Human Oversight
for Websites That Can't Sleep.
Why WPTriage
Human Expertise in a World of Automated Guesses
When your checkout loop fails or a plugin update triggers a critical database error, automated scanners and AI debuggers hit a wall. They see syntax; they don't see your business. WPTriage was born from a simple observation: AI can write code, but it can’t understand complex business logic or take personal accountability during a midnight server crisis.
- No Automated Guesses: We don’t copy-paste unverified AI scripts that risk corrupting your live database.
- Root-Cause Resolution: We don't just clear the error message; we find the underlying system conflict and patch it permanently.
- Real Accountability: You have a senior engineer personally verifying your site's vitals, not an unmonitored script.
How It Works
Seamless 24/7 Site Protection
Secure Onboarding & Audit
We connect your site via secure credential vaults and perform a comprehensive baseline audit of your database, server configurations, and plugin ecosystem.
Proactive "Heartbeat" Monitoring
Our systems track your site’s health around the clock. The second an anomaly occurs—be it a slow query or a security threat—our engineers are alerted instantly.
Overnight Resolution
Submit a ticket at any hour. Our split-shift coverage ensures your issue is reviewed, resolved in staging, and reported back to your inbox without delay.
Core Services
Core Specialties & Surgical Patches
Emergency Triage
Critical site failure? White screen of death? We prioritize emergency tickets and stabilize your site within 12 to 24 hours (often much faster).
The Safety Net
We act as your site's dedicated Resident Physician. This includes continuous uptime monitoring, staging-verified updates, and robust security hardening using proven, non-subscription firewall configurations. We handle all access through secure, encrypted vaults—never plaintext emails.
Systemic Prognosis
A slow site is a symptom of a deeper disease. We perform deep-dive profiling of your database queries, tune server resources, and optimize your critical rendering path. The result is lightning-fast Core Web Vitals and reduced CPU load, allowing your business to scale without expensive hosting upgrades.
Custom Compatibility Patches
Got a legacy theme or a critical custom plugin that refuses to work with the latest version of PHP or WooCommerce? We surgically rewrite the conflicting hooks to strict PSR-12 coding standards so your site updates safely without disrupting your users.
The Quarantine
Has your site been flagged for malware or added to a Google blacklist? We perform a deep-scan of your entire file system and database, surgically purge malicious backdoors, and implement aggressive firewall hardening to prevent reinfection.
Proactive Plans
Continuous health monitoring and preventative care to ensure your site never hits a Code Blue.
Safety Net
$49
USD
/mo
- 1 Emergency Fix per Month
- Monthly 30-Minute Dev Time
- Monthly Site Maintenance (Core, Theme, Plugin Updates)
- Monthly Automated 3rd-Party Backups
- 24/7 Uptime Monitoring
- Malware Cleanup & Security Scans
- Priority Triage (Front of line)
*Includes a mandatory 3-month initial commitment for proper baseline stabilization, security auditing, and onboarding. Automatically renews at $49/mo thereafter.
Intensive Care
$129
USD
/mo
- Unlimited Emergency Fixes
- Monthly 60-Minute Dev Time
- Weekly Site Maintenance (Core, Theme, Plugin Updates)
- Daily Automated 3rd-Party Backups
- 24/7 Uptime Monitoring
- Malware Cleanup & Security Scans
- Priority Triage (Front of line)
*Includes a mandatory 3-month initial commitment for proper baseline stabilization, security auditing, and onboarding. Automatically renews at $129/mo thereafter.
One-time Services
Advanced technical operations for sites currently experiencing critical failures, infections, or severe performance bloat.
Emergency
Fix
$99
USD
/incident
- Turnaround: High-Priority Queue (Within 12–24 Hours but often faster)
- Resolution of 1 Critical Error (500 error, WSoD, Fatal error, Database Connection Issues, Theme or Plugin Conflict Isolation)
- Post-fix stability check
*100% Money-Back Guarantee If Not Resolved
Malware Removal
$149
USD
/incident
- Turnaround: 4 - 24 hours
- Deep-Scan File System & Database
- Backdoor & Malicious Code Purge
- Google Blacklist Removal Request
- Post-cleanup Firewall Hardening
*Full Refund If Infection Persists
Speed
Booster
$499
USD
/incident
- Turnaround: 5 - 10 Business Days
- LCP & CLS Stabilization (Visual Load Acceleration)
- Frontend Asset & Script Refactoring
- Passing Google Desktop Performance Score (90+)
*Guarantee: Green (90+) Google Desktop Score
CPU & DB Optimization
$649
USD
/incident
- Turnaround: 5 - 15 Business Days
- Server Strain Relief (High CPU Troubleshooting)
- Query Bottleneck Isolation & Extraction
- Cron Job Auditing & Optimization
*100% Satisfaction & Stabilization Guarantee
Need a Custom Development?
Custom Development, Migrations, & Advanced Features
Not everything is a broken emergency. Whether you need a secure site migration, Cloudflare & DNS hardening, custom plugin development, or brand-new features built from scratch, we’ve got you covered.
Skip the bloated retainer agencies. Tell us what you need built or moved, and we’ll isolate a clean blueprint to deploy it safely to your production environment without risking your operational uptime.
