I finally put my finger why AI writing tone irks me: it's _scandalous_. Every sentence implies a whiff of conspiracy I should get worked up about, as if everything I've read/used before "withheld from me" the {info,tech,revelation} AI's finally presenting to me.
Nope🥱
Smart device: n. A device I can re-program.
Dumb device: n. A device, no matter how full of "features", that I can't program.

