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Noah Garfinkel

@NoahGarfinkel
Writer -- Currently Shrinking . Formerly Single Parents, President Show, New Girl, Kroll Show, Workaholics.
Los Angeles, CA
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Joined May 2009
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  • @NoahGarfinkel
    Noah Garfinkel
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    Shouting my name at the barista over Natalie Imbruglia’s Torn absolutely blaring on the coffee shop speakers at 7:30am.
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  • @NoahGarfinkel
    Noah Garfinkel
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    Sep 7
    Just read a restaurant review that used the phrase “barely good” and now I have to try it.
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  • @NoahGarfinkel
    Noah Garfinkel
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    Sep 7
    “I want to look like when you put the popcorn in the microwave too long.”
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    Sep 4
    this is literally the funniest thing he’s ever done
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  • @NoahGarfinkel
    Noah Garfinkel
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    Sep 7
    I love character actors but sometimes I think people are very impressed by a guy who just looks like that.
  • @NoahGarfinkel
    Noah Garfinkel
    @NoahGarfinkel
    Sep 7
    As a person who is both lazy and ambitious, I have no admiration for workaholics who succeed. You already like working. If you didn’t succeed it would just mean you really stink.
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