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Noah Garfinkel@NoahGarfinkelSep 7“I want to look like when you put the popcorn in the microwave too long.”jãy@iemonadeSep 4this is literally the funniest thing he’s ever done @fcusername00:00@fcusername921213K
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Noah Garfinkel@NoahGarfinkelSep 7As a person who is both lazy and ambitious, I have no admiration for workaholics who succeed. You already like working. If you didn’t succeed it would just mean you really stink.281.8K