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@TheRealCorpBro

Ross Pomerantz

@TheRealCorpBro
Comedy | Sales | Stanford GSB. @ corporate.bro on all platforms
The Silly Valley
Joined July 2014
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    Ross Pomerantz
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    Jul 31, 2020
    Some of you out there have never made a cold call and it shows
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    Feb 4
    Mr Beast. Matthew McConaughey. Marc Benioff. This is a documentary immortalizing the most epic mismatch of demographic focuses the world has ever seen. And the resulting ad campaign will definitely win every single advertising award. I know a lot of you will ask why I wasn’t
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    Nov 29, 2025
    Welp, I’ll be in my room.
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    Ross Pomerantz
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    Nov 20, 2025
    Not even the least-human of my coworkers.
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    Ross Pomerantz
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    Oct 14, 2025
    It’s conference season. That means around cities like San Francisco, Boston, and Vegas you’ll see the coolest people rocking their badge and lanyard. When you see these people, dap em up. Say “nice lanyard, homie.” Then ask em where the afterparty at. #ConferenceSeason
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