Brianna Bond

@sarcasmically

Financial advisor for digital agencies, Diet Coke enthusiast, unapologetic horse girl, @markjaquith fan club president.

Florida

Brianna Bond
@sarcasmically
Jun 10
My dear spouse, three beers deep while we’re at a sports bar and some nerd shit is just announced: “NO LIKE THIS IS HUGE. IT’S DOCKER FOR MAC.”
Brianna Bond
@sarcasmically
Apr 27
Invited dev husband to new repo in GH for house projects. LOL he's toast. Don't know why it took me ten years to figure this out. +Issue +Issue +Issue
Brianna Bond
@sarcasmically
Mar 28
Spouse and I pulled up to a restaurant. I saw our adult daughter’s car in the parking lot. I said “let’s pretend to not see her so she can decide if she wants to say hi or not; I’m not trying to interrupt her night.” I got out the car and she was already running at me through
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Brianna Bond
@sarcasmically
Mar 9
I’m pretty proud of myself because two years ago I was mortified of snakes. But I forced myself to learn lots about them as exposure therapy. And today I found a sick pet ball python dumped in the woods, and picked him up and got him to a rehabber.
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Brianna Bond
@sarcasmically
Mar 6
Damn he knows me too well :c