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bailey meyers
@baileymeyers
professional nerd @ good time society. prev: head writer @ honest game trailers, spelling bee champ @ giant bomb | she/her
Los Angeles, CA
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    bailey meyers
    @baileymeyers
    16h
    people really love to praise 24 year olds for not getting botox. like yeah dawg society hasn’t told them they need it yet
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    @EmmaTolkin
    19h
    I haven’t seen the new spidey and I have no idea if her forehead moves (I’m sure it does!) but this is so funny to me bc like… you can make these faces with Botox lmao
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    bailey meyers
    @baileymeyers
    Aug 9
    jack reacher? i hardly know her!!! (a big vaudeville cane hooks me around the neck and drags me off stage, killing me instantly)
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    bailey meyers
    @baileymeyers
    Aug 3
    someone has lost a mini harmonica in the indianapolis airport and rather than count that as the blessing it is, it seems they’re doing their best to get it back to the lunatic who brought it in the first place
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    bailey meyers
    @baileymeyers
    Aug 1
    a beautiful woman named clean your front camera keeps interrupting me while i’m taking selfies
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    bailey meyers
    @baileymeyers
    Jul 30
    day 1 gen con a resounding success (am now king of england)
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