redfagdiver:

violentoffender:

I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna b

(via styro-sometimes)

thewhimsyturtle:

Shello??  I'm awake and HUNGRY!ALT
Why isn't there a single nom on my plate?!?ALT

I woke up and decided it’s time for a new season of the Bottomless Pit Diaries: WHERE ARE MY NOMS?!

thewhimsyturtle:

Behold, the newest and hungriest member of the Super Mario universe!ALT
Always on the STOMP for noms!ALT
I shall CHOMP all the noms!ALT
But where are the noms?!ALT
Are there treats over there?ALT
Or over in that direction?ALT
I spy so much nom-less land!?ALT
What is the meaning of this?!ALT
I, Piranha Tort, will not let this stand!ALT
I shall STOMP far and wide to CHOMP ALL THE TREATS!ALT

We couldn’t wait until tomorrow:

IntroducingPiranha Tort! 🎮🪴🍄

Let the Halloween CHOMPing begin! 🎃😋🐢

@nintendo

Zoya wishes her human was a better Taylor like @thewhimsyturtle hehe but she too is ready for it!

thewhimsyturtle:

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Are you ready for it? ❤️‍🔥

@taylorswift @taylornation

Omg Kirby you look amazing!!!

thewhimsyturtle:

Excuse me!ALT
Do you know how long I've been working on this fabulous hole?ALT
How dare you call this a mess?!ALT
I've been working on this for over an hour!ALT
Appreciate my hard work, Mom!ALT
I am a master of digging!ALT
Even the sun is giving me a halo!ALT
It's not my fault my water dish is blocking my progress!ALT
And what is going on with my plate?!ALT
Bring me noms this instant!ALT

Mom, I’m hungry from all this digging! Send noms delivery to me here in the depths!

thewhimsyturtle:

Shello!  Who are you?ALT
Are you noms??ALT
Boop?ALT
Staring contest!ALT
Surprise!ALT
That means I won the staring contest, right?ALT
Come on, new friend, let's go exploring somewhere Mom can't paparazzi us!ALT
With your staring abilities, you can find out where Mom is hiding all the noms!ALT

International Turtle and Tortoise Week 2025, Day 1

The best week of the year is here: Happy International Turtle and Tortoise Week, friends!

We are starting off this year’s shellebration with a new turtle friend, all the way from Cuba!

tort-time:

Happy #EarthDay and the final day of International Turtle and Tortoise Week #ITTW!

There are so many ways YOU can help protect the earth and the shell friends that live there today and EVERY day! 


Learn about and support, climate change & conservation policy and advocacy organizations. Find ways you can reduce reuse and recycle in your own life! Learn about small things you can do to protect our oceans, wetlands, etc. cutting up the plastic soda can rings, recycling bags, cleaning up shorelines!

Learn about all our shell friends and spread information about responsible pet adoption, the impact of the illegal wildlife trade, and how to protect their natural habitat. Support research organizations working to find solutions. 

SPREAD THE WORD!  Information yields action!

And of course, support wildlife rehabilitation and rescue organizations! Donate, Volunteer, and spread the word about the many amazing animals rescues doing everything they can to keep our shell friends, and other at-risk animals alive!

here are just a few shell supporting organizations we love:

Shell specific organizations:

For the earth

Spread the word and add your own! 

(P.s. Humom animated me! Isn’t that cool??)