Don't Laugh...If you can stand it!

Joke..=P

Damn boring life with nothing interesting to blog about.

But anwy, js for entertainment...here it is!







One day, a man (give him a name if you wish) was walking on the streets.
He was walking and walking when he almost step on something that looks like SHIT.
He manage to stop himself from stepping on the stuff that looks like SHIT.

"Hmm...this looks like SHIT." He said to himself.

He bend down...and SMELLED it.
"Hmm...smells like SHIT to me." Again he mumbled to himself.

He then used his finger and took some of that stuff that looks like SHIT and put it in his mouth.
"Hmm....Taste like SHIT.." =P

He stood up and continue mumbling to himself...













" It is shit! Luckilly i did not STEP on it!"

osim??

My dad ask me a question the other day....which makes me kind of sien diao. but it's funny. So i was hoping readers of my blog could guess this.

As you know,

TGI Friday's the restaurant is Thank God Is Friday

So now, the questions is - what is OSIM?

Leave me a comment!

Malaysia's ID card

You know how the government had said that our Identification card can store all our informations? Like billing informations, medical informations, and it can also be used as an ATM card or even Touch 'n' Go, rite?

Here's a joke about it.

Just For Laughs

Why Malaysian Government insists on using English for math and science?

This is because the whole world uses the language as an information and/or technology language. How dangerous it will be if we try to use Bahasa, especially in school. See example below:-


Hardware = barangkeras

Software = baranglembut

Joystick = batang gembira

Plug and Play = cucuk dan main

Port = lubang

Server = pelayan

Client = pelanggan



Try to translate this:

ENGLISH:

That server gives a plug and play service to the client using either hardware or software joystick. The joystick goes into the port of the client.


Now in BAHASA:

Pelayan itu memberi pelanggannya layanan cucuk dan main dengan menggunakan batang gembira jenis keras atau lembut. Batang gembira itu akan dimasukkan ke dalam lubang pelanggan.

Now you know...WHY...