Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Friday, April 23, 2010

“GOOD MORNING!”

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8 AM,

Something is buzzing in my head,
I fly off the cliff in my dream…
Oops! I trip from my bed,
Bang! On the cold floor.
Alarm clock screeching.
Ah! Not today.

8:30,

I zoom on my bike,
Engine cold, fuel low,
False gear and cranky brakes
Broken headlight, shirt soiled
Heavy fine, angry cops.
Ah! Not today.

9 AM,

Slowly I walk to bus stop,
And there she goes
In her flashy car.
And is there a guy with her?
Holding her just the way I ache to.
Ah! Not today.

 9:30,

I reach the college gate,
Alas! The lifts are jammed,
I take the stairs for 7th floor.
Hurried feet miss a step,
Pangs in back and a screaming gut.
Ah! Not today.

9:50,

Guys laugh and girls giggle,
I am one stupid joke,
Professor asks for apology,
I open my bag and reach for pen
And see what comes out, a cigarette!!!
Ah! Not today.

10:30,

Time means little now,
Kicked out of the class
I head for an expensive breakfast.
Coffee and dessert with chocolate sauce.
God! Where was it that my wallet fell?
Ah! Not today.

11 AM,

The restaurant owner is a burly man,
He bullies me to do the dishes
To pay for the breakfast bill,
I settle on “waiter stuff” instead.
And in comes she, with her friends.
Ah! Not today!

Ankur Srivastava(c)

Monday, May 7, 2007

Who Stole My Alprax?

Who Stole My Alprax ?
Ah, it was there in the cupboard,
I couldn't have misplaced,
My most prized possession...
Nah, not a drug... my life instead,
My sleep, dream and sense.

Tell me, who stole my alprax?
An "over caring friend"
Or a curious child,
My mom couldn't have done it.
For it has been done silently.

Three days without sleep,
I am hitting keyboards in disdain,
Oh dear, read this little letter
And understand my pain.

The chemist asks for a prescription,
God! How should i tell him,
I know my problem,
And i fear the doc may know that better,
I am afraid of what he might discover.I
n any case, i need my alprax.

Not just pills,
My jewels, my dearest alprax...
Where is my packet of life.
Give it back, whoever you are
Or I am going to give up.
Give up completely,
Because without alprax,
I can't do, can't live.