Friday, October 06, 2006

BREAKING NEWS

"MOUNTAIN VIEW DECLARES WAR ON AGGRESSIVE SQUIRRELS."

My sources inform me the Squirrels are totally in cahoots with the "THE RATS OF THE SKY".

THIS IS WAR PEOPLES. WAR.

xoxo nora

3 comments:

Unknown said...

"To hear your child screaming the way you've never heard before ... It was just bone chilling,"

ROLFMAYOBBQSAUCE!!!!

kiki said...

it would be man

you have to have kids to understand.
i understand

that kid is gonna grow up to be a major american fuck up with his fear of trees and what not

that's mister nora to you, sonny said...

Dudes, we thought we had it bad in Australia what with the spiders, snakes, crocs, sharks, stingrays, drop bears etc.

AT LEAST WE DON'T GOT AGGRESSIVE SQUIRRELS.

I am totally afraid to leave the house in this country of terrifying fuckin wildlife. NO WONDER THEY ALL CARRY GUNS.

xoxo nora