thoughts from along the broken road...: BAHAHAHA

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Monday, March 24, 2008

meanwhile back at Fenway...

Monday, February 4, 2008

the best part of the Super Bowl

i kid you not, i laughed til i cried. i think the Jeep "Rock Me Gently" commercial has really made me partial to animals. that & the one with the dog that keeps say "sausages". LOL!

Friday, November 16, 2007

it's rare that they actually come out with a truly funny commercial anymore

this commercial played during one of the football games i watched this past Sunday. very few commercials make me laugh right out loud. i kind of felt like an idiot cracking up all by myself, but... ::shrugs::

Thursday, August 23, 2007

David Ortiz is ready.

(setting the scene: after Tuesday's 8-6 win over the Rays)
Ortiz was still light on his feet after the game, dancing in the buff back and forth in the shower room while singing over and over at the top of his lungs the theme from "Monday Night Football." "Dah-dah-dah-DAH, dah-dah-dah-DAH," sang Ortiz, apparently jacked up that the team's fantasy football draft was about to commence as soon as he could find a towel.

(and in a Wednesday interview on EEI, Francona, talking about the Sox Fantasy Football Draft)
"I had to get up in the middle of the draft and apologize for being so good."

LOL!

now i ask the following:
1. how can you not love the Red Sox clubhouse?
2. how does this not make you want to play Fantasy Football?
3. where did we find these guys??

Friday, June 1, 2007

i swear i did not write this

Michelle just linked me to one of the best receptionist rants i have ever read. so could not stop laughing. mostly because it's true & if i didn't laugh, i might cry. of course, would that i were "just a receptionist," but that has nothing to do with the price of tea in China.

the lesson from this little piece, for those of you not inclined to follow the link:
...the only thing you will get by being pushy is a pissed off receptionist. And, we remember voices of annoying ass bastards, so once you piss the gatekeeper off, it's pretty much over for you.

Friday, April 20, 2007

And I Quote: April 20, 2007

i couldn't help it. this one just makes me laugh.

On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.
(Tom Lehrer)

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

because they never fail to make me laugh

so i'm sitting on the plane last night, waiting for take off. i planned to sleep, therefore i didn't pay the $5 for watching tv, but until you're up in the air, tv is free. i flipped on ESPN to check some baseball scores. just about busted a gut. all i can say is leave it to Kevin Millar. Bart has the video of El Bencho's little Baltimore home opener celebration posted on his blog. ::shakes head::

about the only thing that made me laugh harder than that little Millar display was watching Saturday's Sox-Rangers game. between clips from last season of Julian charging a runner at 2B in an attempt to pick him off, and Remy & Don coming out with "Manny no here!" (i am not even going to try to paraphrase this little bit. i know it's nowhere close to funny, unless you happened to catch the game on NESN.), i have laughed at baseball to the point of giving myself a stomach ache.

add to this, a honey volcano, a cranberry bomb, some Bunny Toss & a game of Bunny Bowling, and then re-enacted the infamous Steven the Tornado routine before playing Cranium when we witnessed Renee's pig impression. and the fact that we were laughing more than is probably a good idea after eating Daniel's Easter feast. i think it's safe to say i got my ab workout after all this weekend, Nichole! ;-)

have i mentioned how happy i am that it's baseball season? let the Sox home opener begin!
=)

Monday, March 5, 2007

heh

saw this over on Mimi's blog & it cracked me up, reminding me of Chele!

Sunday, February 11, 2007

just when i needed a good laugh...

leave it to Bill.
::shakes head::

Friday, July 28, 2006

observation

why is it that almost every photo i see of a pitcher in action makes him look like he is wearing a pair of large "falsies"? i think i would have to build a clause into my contract somehow that prohibited the release of any truly unflattering photos. forget A-Rod & always being the highest paid player in MLB. i'd just protect my image. ;-)

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

snicker

sums up how i feel about it anyway. sure isn't baseball or FOOTball! ;-)

Monday, May 8, 2006

worth a laugh

it's not too often anymore that i get something forwarded to me that i haven't already seen on numerous occasions. this one, however, made me laugh:

Laws Of The Natural Universe

1. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

2. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3. Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

5. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

6. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time).

7. Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

8. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

9. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

10. Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

11. Theater Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

12. Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

13. Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

14. Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness, color and cost of the carpet/rug.

15. Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.

16. Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

17. Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

18. Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.

19. Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

Sunday, April 23, 2006

any bets...

...on how much longer before this dog turns on Ken's parents??
*wiping tears of laughter from my face*

Monday, April 17, 2006

every time i get these forwarded to me...

...i still can't help but to laugh!

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which almost went unnoticed last week.

Larry La Prise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey," died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin.

They put his left leg in, and then the trouble started.

SHUT UP. You know it's funny.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a holiday after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.

"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."

The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

"Moses," replied the bird.

"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses."

"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."

i know...it doesn't take much does it

gaggle

someone used this word in one of the 8000 emails we shoot back & forth over the course of the day. made me laugh.

gaggle

can't help it. it's a funny word. i laugh every time i hear it. and then you know how the more you say some words, they start sounding less & less like a real word? that's especially true for a word that makes you laugh.

gaggle
ha.

Thursday, March 9, 2006

LOL!!

so i am sitting at my desk this morning online shopping for some throw pillows & wall-mounted vases. be jealous: i don't have to do this stealth at work--i can blatantly blog, shop, surf, whatever, as long as my work is done when it needs to be!

so anyway...i found this & had to share it with one of my best friends because i know she will so want one to match (or is it commemorate now? i forget if the teapot bit the dust or not...) the pineapple motif she so desperately is striving for. hehehehehehe...

c'mon Heather. you know you want one. i even linked you right to it at Linens 'n Things. all you have to do is click on the picture. *evil grin*