You lose a part of your brain when you enter medschool.

FakeFriend: Haye. Look at that guy! *points to a group of guys*
Me: Which one?
FakeFriend: Wau jo center mein nai khara hua. Woh.
Me: Acha. So?
FakeFriend: Daikh tau sai.
Me: Whats so special about him? Does he have two penises instead of the usual one?
FakeFriend: Dafa hau. He is as normal as you can think of. Yaaaaaaaaaar. I want to get married to him.
Me: THAT guy!? I thought he was the ugliest piece on earth.
FakeFriend: Fuck you.
Me: No seriously. I mean, just bloody look at him.
FakeFriend: *obviously losing her patience*
Me: Retard hai man! For all we know he probably sells crack in Saddar too. Maybe drives around in a taxi and drug-rapes innocent kids and all. Upar se shakal se he rapist lagta hai.
FakeFriend: WERE YOU NOT LISTENING WHEN HE DIAGNOSED ALL THOSE THREE CASES CORRECTLY? WITHOUT A SINGLE MISTAKE! SOCH YAAR. What else does a girl need!

Excuse me while I throw myself off the topmost tower.

Also, we found THIS room in our college.
Readers who might qualify as a potential rapist sometime in the future can thank me now!