Let the drinking begin!

Yes, I know it's only Thursday, but tomorrow is out for drinking anywaysh (yes, it's the 2nd glass).

Amongst all the good news today...

• I'm a teacher, "advising" (read: doing everything!) a club putting on a semi-formal dance this Saturday. The student in charge of our large-feature decoration hasn't spokent to me in three days... no idea if we even have one. Back-up plan was not in school today.
• Person who was in charge of making sashes for royalty bailed today (note: dance is SATURDAY!) and has known this since Monday. Forgot to email me until today - once again, like the Klingon physiology, I already have a back up plan... just need approval because buying/selling anything in school requires huges amount of paperwork. Seriously, you think China is paperchaser? Try buying streamers for school dance.
• FYI - selling tickets to a dance requires that they be numbered by machine! because nothing else can be trusted. I really need to write all this shite down for next year. Who knew it was such a p.i.t.a?
• God, I hope the picture person shows up on time - so far, I've been less than impressed.
• Finals, tomorrow and Monday. Grades soon. Pile getting larger. Some idiot assigned a paper and a final in the last week of the semester. We won't mention any names, but she's currently getting drunk.
• No documents from the state. They were mailed yesterday, I live a short distance away. They should have been here today...
• Everyone (does this qualify as a rumor or fact?) has heard that CIS in the state is backed up. Current time frame is 3 months. Not good. It's been a week. When do I start calling Congress? What is an acceptable wait? Who's got a lot of money to donate to some Republican? Why is my family all Democrats?
• I'm beginning to feel like I won't make it. Perhaps it's the booze talking (PS, if you saw how many typos I was actually making... woo-hoo!), but I'm feeling like sinking into a huge funk.
• Only cookies in the house are for the dog. Bad sign.