Ray Winstone

Ray Winston is a bad autocue reading, bad acting cunt.

Nominated by HeadsonPoles

Eddie The Eagle Edwards

Eddie The Eagle Edwards is a goggle eyed,
do anything for the money cunt.

Nominated by Brickbat46 & G.O.T.

Mark Thompson [2]

Mark Thompson is a scruffy,
"wasting public money 'cos he can't get a proper job"
fat, shifty, slaphead cunt.

Nominated by Corrugated Soundbite

Bryan Ferry

Bryan Ferry is a greasy cunt.

Nominated by Mrs Screech aka the Queer One

Mohammed Ibrahim

Mohammed Ibrahim is a child killing, asylum seeking cunt.

Nominated by HeadsonPoles

Elton John

Elton John is a fat, piano molesting, poofter cunt.

Nominated by Dr Cunt

Bear Grylls

Bear Grylls is an annoying, mountain climbing,
bug eating cunt.

Nominated by Fido

Alastair Campbell [3]

Alastair Campbell is an unwanted abortion of a bullying Scotch cunt.

Nominated by killemallletgodsortemout

Boy George [2]

Boy George druggie scum, criminal cock sucking,
media feted cunt.

Nominated by Houdini

Robert Mugabe [2]

Robert Mugabe is banana republic,
thieving, commie cunt.

Nominated by LSP

Desmond Tutu [2]

Desmond Tutu is a banana republic cunt.

Nominated by LSP

Andy Atkins

Andy Atkins is an unelected, self promoting,
fake charity, crusty cunt.

Nominated by Banned

Andrew Gatward

Andrew Gatward is a far left, New Labour quango employed,
commie no mates, brainless, cunt

Nominated by Dazed & Confused, Barking Spider
and Corrugated Soundbite

Alastair Campbell [2]

Alastair Campbell is a lying, cuntiest of cunts, cunt.

Nominated by killemallletgodsortemout

Michael Foot [2]

Michael Foot is a looks-dead-but-isn't-yet, cunt

Nominated by HeadsonPoles

Milky Bar Kid

The Milky Bar Kid was an annoying, glasses wearing cunt

Nominated by Fido

George Michael

George Michael is a middle aged,
stranger in a public toilet, cock sucking cunt

Nominated by Houndini.

Blair Peach

Blair Peach was a police baton testing, lefty agitator cunt.

Nominated by Dr Cunt

Lumumba Stanislaus-Kaw Di-Aping

Lumumba Stanislaus-Kaw Di-Aping
is a sponging, klepto, third world cunt

Nominated by Tweed

Johnnie Cradock

Johnnie Cradock is a drunken, bald headed,
Fanny's sauce sipping cunt.

Nominated by Brickbat46

Michelle Obama [3]

Michelle Obama is a bling thieving,
boob belt wearing cunt

Nominated by Snarky Basterd

Ocean Finance

Ocean Finance, the cunts who work for them,
the silly cunts who appear in their adverts
and the fucking stupid cunts who get a loan off them.
All cunts.

Nominated by Norman Spack M.D.

Russell Crowe

Russell Crowe is an ex-Neighbours, Aussie cunt

Nominated by Fido

Kevin Richardson

Kevin Richardson is a druggy, thieving,
wart on the arse of humanity, despicable cunt

Nominated by Tweed

Zorro

Zorro is a sword wielding, crappy film character cunt

Nominated by Fido

Tiger Woods [2]

Tiger Woods is a deca bogey, sperm drained cunt.

Nominated by Snarky Basterd

Richard Caborn

Richard Caborn is a mattress fucking, bed linen soiling,
troughing old cunt

Nominated by Blind Pugh

Cheryl Cole

Cheryl Cole is an easily annoyed,
cleaner hitting cunt.

Nominated by Fido

Peter Powell

Peter Powell is an effeminate, Radio 1 Roadshow,
bunny boiler cunt fucker, cunt.

Nominated by G.O.T.

Tam Dalyell

Tam Dalyell is a ranting, demented, Argie-loving,
all four feet in the trough, cunt.

Nominated by Tweed

Anthea Turner

Anthea Turner is a mad grinning, house proud, bunny boiler cunt.

Nominated by Fido

Andrew Watson

Andrew Watson is a government sponsored,
lying, name-calling, arsehole of a cunt.

Nominated by Barking Spider

Jonathon Porritt

Jonathon Porritt is an anti-family,
use-a-cunt-less to reduce global warming, cunt.

Nominated by Killemallletgodsortemout

Bob Ward

Bob Ward is bald, looney, warmist cunt.

Nominated by dontmakemelarf

Stephen Hester

Stephen Hester is an RBS, £9.6m pay package, CEO cunt.

Nominated by Killemallletgodsortemout

Alan Green

Alan Green is a redshite supporting twat of a cunt.

Nominated by Grumpy Nick


Note from G.O.T. :
Looks a like a fucking pie eating cunt too ;-)

Michael Mann

Michael Mann is a MMGW emailing cunting, cunt.

Nominated by Banned

Peaches & Pixie Geldof

Peaches and Pixie Geldof are skanky, talentless
members of the Geldof cuntocracy, cunts

Nominated by Dr Cunt & Norman Spack M.D.

Pete Doherty [4]

Pete Doherty is a stupid little, uneducated, nonentity cunt

Nominated by Brickbat46

Mark Steel

Mark Steel is nasal talking, unfunny, supercilious cunt.

Nominated by killemallletgodsortemout

John Lydon

John Lydon is an arse butter munching cunt.

Nominated by Screech & Fido

Justin Lee Collins

Justin Lee Collins is a caffeine induced, self promoting cunt.

Nominated by HeadsonPoles & Fido

Joe 90

Joe 90 is a national health horn rimmed,
(without plasters) goggle eyed cunt.

Nominated by Brickbat46

Michael Winner

Michael Winner is a greasy insurance salesman cunt.

Nominated by Norman Spack M.D.

Act On Co2 Carbon Calculator

The Act On Co2 Carbon Calculator
is a totally bogus cunt.

Nominated by Blind Pugh

H. R. Puff

H. R. Puff is a big orange, kiddie frightening cunt.

Nominated by Screech

Kim Woodburn

Kim Woodburn is nasty, vindictive,
dead baby hiding, ugly fat cunt.

Nominated by Houdini

Billy Bragg

Billy Bragg is a BBC luvvie, shit music inflicting, Red Wedge cunt.

Nominated by HeadsonPoles

Baroness Scotland [2]

Baroness Scotland is an unelected, above the law cunt.

Nominated by Blind Pugh, Banned & Killemallletgodsortemout

Marcus Brigstocke [2]

Marcus Brigstocke is a thick, shit for brains,
over-used by the BBC, wankstain of a cunt.

Nominated by Tweed

Leslie Grantham

Leslie Grantham is a murdering, scumbag cunt.

Nominated by Houdini

Andy Murray [2]

Andy Murray is an American Werewolf in London impersonating,
howling, gurning, talentless loser of a cunt.

Nominated by Blind Pugh