Phil Parkinson

Phil Parkinson the Bradford City football manager is a cunt of highest order.

He doesn't know his arse from his elbow, he drops players who are in form and brings in his own cunts who aren't up to the job.
He talks a constant stream of bullshit which most people seem to be taken in by but not me.
He's that full of shit one day he's going to burst.

It won't be pretty.

Nominated by Andy U

John and Sally Bercow Bercow

John Bercow the Speaker of the House of Commons along with that cunt of a wife, a pair of cunts better suited to running a massage parlour.

Nominated by Viscount Rectum

Tube Drivers

I'd like to nominate those lazy tunnel rat cunt tube drivers.

Greedy, lazy good for nothing scroungers.

£850 for working during the Olympics?

Fuck off you greedy cunts.

I along with everyone else will be getting fuck all extra for working during the Olympics.

You greedy, lazy fucking tunnel rat cunts.

Nominated by Bob Geldoffs Wellingtons

Ken Bates

Leeds United Chairman Ken Bates is a tight arsed hotel building bearded cunt.

Nominated by Kim

Fuel Hoarders

All those fucking mong panic buying cunts who have caused mayhem at petrol stations up and down the Country.

What a fucking bunch of useless fucking pricks.

Would not like to see these cunts in a real crisis.

God help us as its now clear that there are hordes of these fuckers out there.

Nominated by The Country is full of idiots

Diane Abbott

I can't believe nobody has suggested Diane 'Hypocrite' cunt Abbott as a cunt of the day. "Vote for me if you hate those nasty whiteys". She'd have been better off just tweeting "dirty white cunts" and said what she meant.

However, I am not saying she's a cunt, and if you think that I am, then you must be obtuse and reading this out of cuntext!

Nominated by Attila the Cun(t) AKA George Galloway

Kate Garraway

Hairy hamster faced Kate Garraway is an early morning cunt, with faux sincerity oozing from every pore. Get your arse off that settee you cunt, go and get a proper job.

Might I suggest Asda checkouts? Or maybe you'd rather be a hairy faced dinner lady? I'm not bothered, just fuck off our screens at breakfast time, makes me sick up a bit of toast.

Nominated by Cuntankerous Hag

QVC

QVC are a right bunch of tat flogging cunts, targeting our vulnerable and impressionable OAPs, disabled and workshy, tempting them to part with their hard earned (!!) pension, DLA, income support etc. Using silver tongued smarm merchants/salespeople to ramble endlessly about how this or that piece of tat is absolutely essential, what incredible value it is, how much you deserve it; think of the thrill when you hear the creak of the gate, the tip tap of the postman's feet as he wends his way up your path, the sheer orgasmic moment as that parcel plops onto your dormat!!!!!! (pause to pant....).

But hurry, stocks are already limited.....there's a 10 minute queue on the phones.....if you don't want to wait you can use Q-Cunt......have your payment method at the ready.....have your credit card ready........QUICK, YOU OLD BAG, WE WANT YOUR FUCKING CARD DETAILS!!!!!!!!.....what's that? Only size 22 left in puce, and I wanted a 12? I'll have it!!! And relax........

Nominated by stressed to fkn haemorrhage point

Sue Barker

Sue Barker. Gushing, stretched leather faced, finding stuff absolutely hilarious when it isnt (especially when its a quip on QoS from that cunt Tufnell or the stupid little fuckwit who played rugby and looks like Paul Daniels).

God she makes me fucking heave.

The worst female cunt on TV since Selena Scott or Anneka Rice.

Bet Cliff never went near her cunt...not because he's a gayer, but because it stunk of tennis racket handle

Nominated by dan

Jonathan Ross [4]

I can't believe that cunt Jonathan Woss is not on here?

 What a total why the fuck do you get paid so much money when you are a fuckin smug talentless speech impedimented shite cunt who has never conducted an even remotely interesting interview cos you need to take centre stage with purile jokes cunt of a cunt... what a cunt

Nominated by Corby the Northerner

Actually he is. Three times already, the cunt.

Prince Charles

In honour of whatever fucking jubilee it is this time I nominate Prince Charles.

Hypercritical, organic, away with the fairies, homeopathic, parasitic, clueless, jug eared, married to a fucking horse, cunt.

Nominated by cuntstable cuntbubble

James McClean

James McClean, new found wonderboy at Sunderland is a contemptible cunt.
Happy to play for Northern Ireland at underage level, and avail of the opportunities to put himself in the shop window, this hateful little bollocks of a cunt gets his break and jumps ship to the Republic of Ireland.
..then abuses the IFA and the NI fans.

Fuck you, McClean, you slimy cunting load of dogshit.

(James in the kit he happily wore before he discovered his new found love for another country.)

Nominated by Jackie F

Ali Disaei [3]

Ali Disaei. Glad this smarmy, lying cunt has been sent back to jail.
They should never have let the cunt out in the first place.
There might be some justice after all.

This time don't let the cunt out

Nominated by Big Al

Keith Martin

I nominate Worlds Fattest Cunt Keith Martin! This total waste of oxygen and nutrition costs you and I £50k a year for round the clock care.

The fat twat weighs in at a rather portly 58 stone and hasn't seen his tiny cock in a decade. Imagine having the onerous task of wiping this blubber mountain's arse crack after he's shat out his healthy breakfast of 8 hotdogs and sorting out his bed sores the size of a dinner plate. They probably us a pressure washer on the fat fucker.

All his over eating he informs us is because he's sad that his parents split up when he was young. Fucking boo hoo! He should get rendered down and the tallow created used to heat OAPs homes this winter!

Nominated by Occams Razor

Michael Parkinson [2]

You have got to be shitting me, there are no entries for that other cunt of cunts Michael Parkinson!!

There are not enough expletives or text in the world to adequately describe this cunt suffice to say he is a complete and utter cunt!

Nominated by Harveywankbanger

Actually, he has been nominated before here.
But it's a good nomination again so we'll post it

Paul Heiney

Paul Heiney is a super cunt. This ruddy faced cunt has been getting right up my fucking nose for months.

This pompous cunt presents Cuntrywise, he is an out and out cunt.

He has the eyebrows that only a cunt could possess and his cuntish remarks never cease to remind me of the colossal cunt that he is. What a CUNT.

Nominated by Cuntbubbler

Chris Huhne [4]

Chris Huhne has just claimed £17,000 tax free "severance pay" for having to leave his ministerial post. The cunt. He gets caught lying through his crooked teeth about who drove when and now we have to give him a farewell bung.

I hope they jail the cunt and his cunting ex-wife, the ugly cunt, and throw away the key. I hope his ex-wife straps one on and gives it to him up the shiter in the showers every day till his arse bleeds.

Nominated by Blind Pugh

Ken Livingstone

Ken Livingstone is a hypocritical cunt, but now he's shown himself to be a lying, tax-avoiding, muppet-faced, sperm spreading, punchy, piss-head billywiffle of a cunt.

Nominated by Ashtrayhead

UnderDog

National Accident Helpline Underdog?

Should be Underturd, looks like a shit.

I'd like to flush that little shit down the nearest bog.

Cunt.

Nominated by Cuntankerous Hag

Vernon Kay [2]

Vernon Kay is a smug, highly irritating, patronising Cunt. A shite host of numerous wank programmes featuring various fuckwitted Cretins have given this Cunty wankstain far too much airtime.

A Cheesy fucking grin and wankers haircut have propelled this vacuous Cunt onto our TV screens.

The Greedy Cunt now even does puke making fucking adverts with his dozy Mother.

Best known for All Star Family Fuckwitts and being a DJ on Radio fucking One he is indeed a proper talentless arsehole and utter Cunt.

Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD