Bathroom Conversations

I wanted to have this down in writing to look back and laugh at one day.

I can only imagine what other women in public restrooms think when they hear this conversation happening.  Abby is always gracious enough to announce each step in her bathroom experience when we go.  

As we walk into the stall she always exclaims, "Shoo-wee that's nasty. Stinky Mama"  This came about after me repeatedly telling her in the beginning of our potty training not to touch the potty and everything else in the stall because it was nasty.  Public restrooms become a higher level of utter grossness when you have a toddler who wants to touch it ALL! 

I agree with her that is in fact nasty and not to touch.  Next we get her seat ready and she goes.  

Of course she has to tell me exactly what is coming out.  "I go poo poo!"  "Great" I tell her.  "You hear that??" she always asks.  "Now I pee pee."  "Ok, good," I say.  Somehow this child manages to squeeze out #2 at least 5 times a day.  Don't ask me how!

 "All done!  That's a big poo poo Mama,"  as I'm wiping her. Then while we are wrapping things up I get asked "I flush pee pee Mama? Flush pee pee?  Flush pee pee?" about 10 times. 

Now if I have to go too everyone in the restroom gets to know about it as well. "You hear that?  Mama go pee pee!" she says laughing.  "I flush pee pee, flush pee pee, flush pee pee???"

Its a conversation we have multiple multiple multiple times a day, but one that I will miss having when she stops doing it.