I never thought I would be doing a review on a vibrator. I don’t own boxes of sex toys and I’m not a crazy sex addict. I was asked, “What made me think I was qualified to do a review”. I realized I am the perfect person to do these reviews. I’m just a girl, I am honest and I will represent all the 34-year-old women well.
My “Waterproof Jack Rabbit” aka “WJR” was on its way and I didn’t know what to expect. I was told it would ship in 48 hours, and it did. The package is beyond discreet, and the return address is a xyz corporation, stealth mode folks.
I opened the box and there she was in all her glory. I call her she vs. he, because we are a team. The WJR was pink of course, and at first glance was extremely intimidating. My first thought was this thing is huge. I don’t mean like “oh I am so small, huge” I mean like “lord that thing is the size of my arm, huge”. Once I got over the shock I took her out and I felt like I was in a cartoon. Instead of money signs flashing in my eyes it was big “o’s”, lmao.
I have used this a few more times and I love it, sorry mom. I only posted part of my review out of respect to others. If you want to read the full review then please click on the link above. I was cracking myself up the other night. I told my mom that I should be the poster child for Vibrators. I am getting use out of mine and I can't wait to review the next one. I am 34 and this is and was the first time I climaxed from a Vibrator, shocking I know. I cant scream from the rooftops, get a vibrator bitches. But I can let the world know my experiences.
Side Note: " No animals were harmed or injured during the testing of this product".
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