HAPPY "BIRTHDAY" TRIG

Your birthday should be an awesome day that's full of silly surprises. 

It should be a day of happiness, wacky hats, and weird disguises. 

A 4-year-old's birthday should be totally cool - better than ever before.

You deserve all things fun and even much much more!

If I Birthed Trig

If  I birthed Trig

(PART 1)

If I was 7 months pregnant with my 5th baby

I would look 7 months pregnant in ALL photos ALL the time



If I were leaking any kind of fluid I would immediately be sent to the nearest medical facility to get checked out

If I were leaking ANY kind of fluid,
I would not attempt to get on a plane nope, no way, no how



 If I were 7.5 months pregnant it WOULD be APPARENT to any flight attendant -- they ALWAYS check seatbelts



If I were in labor with my premature DS baby I would not by- pass a state of the art neo natal facility in Anchorage in lieu of a Podunk facility that is not equipped for ‘high-risk’



If I were in premature labor my doctor would not need to induce



If my doctor needed to induce a premature labor he/she would wait and send us to neo-natal facility that is fully equipped with an NICU just in case, I would insist !



I would have lots pictures with my baby within hours of this “easy” birth




My hospital would not allow my preemie baby with a hole in his heart out into a germ-infested hallway for a photo-op with his grandparents

          



My preemie baby would not look like he weighed 10 pounds and would be in an NICU

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