Showing posts with label all blacks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label all blacks. Show all posts

Sunday, 16 October 2011

RAINBOW WARRIOR REFEREE

ImageReferee Alain Rolland single-handedly sunk the honour of the Rugby World Cup last night. Rolland showed Welsh skipper Sam Warburton a red card following a spear tackle on French wing Vincent Clerc in the 18th minute of the game. The tackle itself did not appear to be carried out with malicious intent. It did not result in any injury to Clerc. And, it was not at the high end of such infringements where a player would be deliberately driven into the ground. Rolland, for a second time in the tournament showed himself to be an officious spoiler with a prejudice in favour of France. The French winger’s reaction was to grovel on the ground, milking the moment with an Oscar winning performance. The act of a cheat. In the France - All Black pool game, Rolland distracted the All Blacks with a little chat on rule interpretation allowing the French to skulk over the try line unopposed. He, clearly, does not understand the spirit of Rugby or any other sport. Rolland’s father is French and he speaks the language fluently. This apparently, made him a good choice of “neutral” ref for the French games. IRB logic defeats me, Wales and belief itself. I don’t recall seeing anything so contemptible since the French Secret Service came here to bomb a peace ship. If any glory can be salvaged from such a display it all goes to Wales who played on valiantly without their young skipper. Of shame there is plenty, for Alain Rolland and his French friends.

Update: There is a Ban Alain Rolland from officiating Rugby ever again!!! facebook page with more than 1500 members already.

Tuesday, 4 October 2011

Monday, 26 September 2011

VATA NGOBENI - WE SAY SORRY

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It sure appears that Taupo police made an awful error of judgement  Much liked and well respected sports journalist Vata Ngobeni found himself the victim of some over eager police in Taupo last night.

Reports indicate he was dragged off to the local cop shop as a suspected drug dealer.
According to other journalists with him at the time he was the only black person  in the bar. 
Admittedly the police have apologised but it should never have happened in the first place. 
Anyway this sort of crap is unacceptable  so to all New Zealanders the pic is of a good man,  a well respected professional man, who is here to enjoy our country  - So lets ensure that Vata  gets the respect and hospitality he deserves for the rest of his stay. We all owe him that. 



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Saturday, 24 September 2011

ALL BLACKS - WILL THEY DO IT ?

After 2night it looks like they might.


Friday, 19 August 2011

ROOTING FOR THE ALL BLACKS

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We thought that the Abstain for the All Back Campaign was actually designed to put a spark in the All Black Campaign in a perverse sort of a way. It was so naff that the public would design their own campaign - sort of an organic marketing approach.

In essence the abstain campaign would spawn a community supported risque version.

Well despite the demise of the Abstain campaign, we would like to launch the unofficial - Lets Root for the All Blacks.

Cactus and I will be the Patrons.. Anyone keen to ruck it up for the RWC2011? Pass the Balls anyone?

Wednesday, 10 August 2011

NEVER MIND THE QUALITY, FEEL THE WIDTH

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Duke Nukem spied Graham Henry in Lambton Quay today, carefully feeling the quality or perhaps the width of an All Black jersey on display outside a sports shop. The Duke said, “Never mind the quality, he is feeling the price”. In fact, the New Zealand Rugby Union backed Adidas over the price of the All Black jersey. On the other hand, Prime Minister John Key called the situation "a shame". His advice to Adidas was, "I've always found once you're in a hole you should stop digging."

Monday, 6 June 2011

GOOD FOOD SPOILT BY BAD SERVICE

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We had a bit of a tiki tour yesterday - down the the West side of Lake Ferry and then finishing up at the Lake Ferry Hotel. Now the last time we were there was about 2 Christmases ago. We waited for an hour for service then. When the food arrived it was good - really good pub grub. Fish and Chips, burgers and flounders.

It was obvious 2 years ago that the place was quickly overwhelmed when there were too many people.

So fast forward 2 years. There was just two of us. The Restaurant was pretty full as was the bar. But as we arrived at 1pm , we could see that quite a few people were leaving.

So the Rock sat down at a vacated table and we did the ordering.

We asked for some garlic bread, just in case the service was a bit slow. And fish and chips and a beef pie. We orderd the "Lake Ferry Sauvignon" - the only wine they had by the glass and a ginger beer.
And we sat down and waited, and waited and waited. After about half an hour we asked if our food would be anytime soon an were told it would be 10 minutes- it was 20.

We never saw the garlic bread and we never saw a waitress to clean down the table. While we were not hugely grumpy - others in the restaurant were.

When the food arrived we had a giggle. the beef pies came out first.. to about 3 different tables then the fish and chips - five minutes later to the same three tables.
the fish, John Dory was very fresh. The green salad was over oiled and the chips a bit on the limp side.

The Rock liked his pie but said it was just a nice pie.

Now we asked for a refund on our garlic bread and as we explained we had never seen it a bloke from the next door table was also asking for a refund as well. And another table had not received the food it had ordered either.

So why should we worry about a popular end of the road restaurant? Simple - we have a Rugby World Cup coming - and those who visit our shores wont just stay in the cities - they will have a look see in all manner of places. Lake Ferry is well known. It is trading on the fact that it is the last place you can get a sit down feed after a good long car ride. Overseas visitors will head there.

Service of the woeful standard we experienced is not just bad for that establishment - its also bad for the rest of us. We are wanting the All Blacks to life their game after their last awful Rugby World Cup appearance but everyone else who offering a service to the tens of thousands of visitors will need to lift their game as well if we want them to go away with the best memories possible and a yearning to come again.


Friday, 11 March 2011

THE GREAT SOUTHERN GAMES.

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We were glad the PM came out today and kicked Peter Bills arse for touch.

Bills reckons that the IRB will want the games played somewhere else.

We reckon at least one game - maybe a very special game, at least, can be played in Christchurch.

While there are people who would not have a bar of being in Christchurch we think there are many who would jump at the chance.

It is one hour by plane to anywhere from Christchurch, Air New Zealand haulled thousands of people out of Christchurch following the quake.

We also think that there are many people who would go to Christ church to watch a game just to say that they had been there. Remember Richie isn't going anywhere. Brad Thorne is staying.

There were thousands of Brits who travelled in motorhomes for the Lions tour - they are well used to chemical toilets. So no big dramas there. And there are thousands travelling in motorhomes foor RWC 2011.

Christchurch would offer a different unique one off experience for rugby nuts. The "been there got the tee shirt" type of mentality.

And then there are the top end rugby fanatics who travel round the country in helicopters and in some cases private jets. Then there are the cruise ship possibilities as well. It needs a creative person to pull together the options and a whizz on the organisation front to make it happen.

The majority of those coming for the Rugby World cup are coming here not to see our country - they are here to watch the rugby.

It really comes down to one thing. If there is a will to have rugby played in Christchurch - those in charge will find a way.

Wednesday, 2 March 2011

AWESOME NZ SONG


We quite like this - its stirs the blood up.. And Franko is seriously hot.

Wednesday, 22 September 2010

GO THE AB'S

This one is for our mate in the Hague.. missin you BOIL.

Wednesday, 14 July 2010

DAMN THE ROOTS

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Tonight we had the chance of a lifetime - to be in the same room as all of the All Blacks and all of the Spring Boks and a few politicians...

We wanted to make our mark - find out if older women were the new black in sexual attraction. We had on our bloodiest red lippy and encased ourselves in the finest examples of gravity defying undergarments to give us that edge.

We were primped and preened and ready to see if we could catch an AB or at least catch their eye.

We were the lonely outrider in a herd of sylphic pulchritude .

It was gonna be tough.

We puffed out our ample bosum nestled in a sheen of netting and flicked our shiny locks. The creme de la creme of rugby, brushed passed us, went around us ( that took a wee while) and nary a glance did we get.

Then our heart stopped as we caught Wayne Smith casting an appreciative glance at our stout frame, only to look around to find that the glance was meant for lovely MP and fashion princess Nikki Kaye.

We were not deterred. We shifted position, laughed our tinkly come hither laugh and wiggled our booty - more lovely boys swung passed us in a conger line and still no lascivious glances or even a sly goose of our ample arse.

Suddenly even flea bitten former politicians like Roger Sowry looked good. Sir Doug McKinnon said hello. We thought that we were in. Then he started to talk soccer with some boring fart.

We were desperate for affirmation of our mature womanhood. Even the waiters were looking cute. Our fingers lingered as one handed us another glass of Oyster Bay. He shivered as he scuttled off.

Then suddenly out of the mist of men a 6'5" glorious rugby boy sidled past, and slowed - we waited breathless for the throaty "gidday."

He looked down and we looked up in abject expectation.

" You need your roots done" he said as he headed to the door and freedom

We sloped off into that dark night... bereft...

Cougar we are not..








Friday, 11 June 2010

SONNY BILL -HARD CORE FREE PORN?

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Well, I for one think that Sonny Bill Williams is an extremely tasty boy - especially when he has his jumper off. Cactus has a thing for the gormless looking Ronaldo- a taste for the exotic perhaps - Actually,
Ronaldo looks like a poofter. Not sure why Cactus would like a pooftery looking soccer player but there you have it. In contrast, we the Brunette - prefer our meat and vege without too much spice. Just like Sonny. Nicely browned, firm to the touch and all juicy in the middle - like a good piece of Sirloin.

And it warms the cockles of your heart to think that he chucked away a small fortune just to play for his country.
He is his own man and he is following his dream instead of the dreams and aspirations of others. And he loves his mum. That's really nice.

So we can't wait until he takes to the paddock again - we may even return to attending some games just to see him in action.

And we would pay serious money to see him go a few rounds in the ring as well.




Sonny - you good thing - welcome home...

Friday, 16 April 2010

RUGB Y WORLD CUP - AINT NO TENT CITY

NAH -not even close..  there are 500 reasons why it will be more that a tent.

It will  be   party -   True..     We know this stuff.

Wednesday, 23 December 2009

DOG GONE BLUE

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Zeus has been busy.. He's been doing a bit of the canine Wheres Wally... Here is his latest pic as he gives John Key a bit of a hand with some key messages.

However, we have to say that Zeus does not believe in Climate Change. He eats people who do and then he farts.. In fact Zeus is a dog of few barks but many farts and he dribbles like a cougar in an All Black Changing room.

Zeus will pop up all over the place in the next few weeks.

Sunday, 20 September 2009

SWOON

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After spending the last two days shifting apartments we are now in the Koru Lounge in Wellington on a little trip to Christchurch and we are surrounded by All Blacks. Now for many of our years we have been able to smell the piquant fragrance of power - the pheromones that those in charge give off in litres. It is the best of all aphrodisiacs. We can report that the smell of success on All Blacks who have just whooped the arse off the Wallabies is that same heady, scent.

It would be enough to make banty chickens like Cactus all moisty.

She is right - Carter is a wee cutie. We however find the older alpha males, like Wayne Smith much more attractive.

UPDATE Lordy - After blogging on our good fortune about being surrounded by All Blacks and enjoying the scent of success, Big Oil is worried we will stick to our seat.....

And Irish Lass suggests that maybe the young bucks would appreciate a Cougar... Flea bitten Tigger maybe but we aint a cougar.......

Wednesday, 12 August 2009

KIDSCAN - SHOULD BE CANNED.

We have just watched Close Up do a number on KidsCan - the Telethon Charity .

Its worth a watch. We are still convinced that:

  • No real needs assessment has been done. So we don't really know if 10,000 kids need shoes. And how many need raincoats that make them billboards for the All Blacks.
  • There is still no real transparency.
  • It still looks like a marketing campaign dressed up as a charity.

This is the statement that Kidscan have just released and it appears the government is also giving them some more money as well to distribute food to poor kids.


KidsCan has today responded to inaccurate commentary about the proceeds of the Big Night In Telethon on TV3 that raised around $2million to support Kiwi kids in need through the KidsCan Food for Kids, Raincoats for Kids, Shoes for Kids and StandTall programmes.

KidsCan will provide a full analysis of the money received from the Big Night In Telethon, the costs and how the proceeds will be used, as soon as possible. As you will appreciate, it will take a few weeks to work through all the financials before KidsCan is in a position to provide full and complete financial accounts.

The team at KidsCan has worked extremely hard through sponsorship negotiations to ensure that the costs of running the Big Night In Telethon were kept to an absolute minimum.

Some of the recent commentary relates to historic KidsCan accounts that were filled with the Charities Commission as is required. The Board of KidsCan wishes to provide some context and clarification.

At first sight the conclusions that some have drawn from these accounts may seem the end of the story. That may be true for some charities that simply raise money from the public, the Government or from corporate supporters and then pass that money over to other organisations to spend.

KidsCan is very different. KidsCan also delivers the various programmes and of course that requires people to do the work - and that requires funding for salaries which are determined using external advice.

KidsCan is thrilled to now see the Government recognising the importance of the KidsCan programmes by this week announcing monetary support. It does though need to be noted that this is the first Government support that KidsCan has received since being established four years ago.

All of the Government funding will go directly into the food programme as has been agreed with the Prime Minister.

Many charities in New Zealand have Government support and that obviously reduces fund-raising costs significantly. Raising funds in the current environment is extremely hard work and there are some costs associated with doing this.

That is why KidsCan wants to say another huge thank you to all the sponsors and supporters who funded almost all of the costs of putting on the Big Night In Telethon. And of course the generosity of Kiwis during the Big Night In Telethon was just amazing.

But - the single most important factor, that a simplistic focus on financial accounts misses is that KidsCan receives massive in-kind and non-cash support which it cannot account for under current charities and accounting standards law in New Zealand.

If KidsCan could (and this has been discussed with the Charities Commission) then, in fact, the proportion of total contributions to KidsCan programmes [including both in-cash and in-kind support] would have been around 60% last year.

These in-kind and non-cash donations include food, professional services, storage and transport to name but a few. If these in-kind and non-cash donations were not made, KidsCan would need to find more cash donations to pay these costs. These in-kind and non-cash donations amounted to around $760,000 in 2008.

It is also important to appreciate that a large proportion of our operational costs [including staff salaries to deliver the programmes] are met by philanthropic or charitable trust grants, not from public donations. These grants must be used for the purpose for which they were applied - for example, salaries and wages and office costs.

Our projections over the next 2-3 years indicate closer to 80% of contributions going directly into KidsCan programmes. KidsCan will be making all those figures public.

I trust that this information provides context and clarity and the Board and management of KidsCan again thanks New Zealanders for their support for the Big Night In Telethon and also the many volunteers who made this such a success.

Rick Shera Chairman KidsCan StandTall Charitable Trust

We think that this just raises way more questions than it answers.Why did the government pick this charity to give money to?

Saturday, 8 August 2009

HAPPY FEET

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Tonight everyone is expected to be glued to TV3 for what is being billed as an old style Telethon.
Okay we get that. Here's the blurb on the charity

Your support of KidsCan is invaluable and we are looking forward to an incredible weekend on Saturday August 8th and Sunday August 9th for the Big Night In, Telethon screening on TV3. The money raised over the 23 hours of Telethon will go towards supporting the 153 schools on the waiting list for help from KidsCan Stand Tall.

The children at these schools are in urgent need of our raincoats, shoes and food programmes.


However all the bill boards we have seen have centred on giving kids shoes.

Well bugger me - we spent our entire childhood trying not to wear shoes.

So whats that about?

Anyway KidsCan seems, on the face of it to be a worthy charity that aims to look after poor kids - but burrow down into their website and you get a sense of a purpose built vehicle to give some marketing types a job - ( all the trustees are marketers) and to promote the All Blacks

Are we just a wee bit cynical perhaps?

Now if kids in the far north like their new coats that make them walking talking billboards for the All Blacks then all and good but how much do the trustees make and how much money goes to the kids compared to what it costs to run KidsCan?



Monday, 20 April 2009

ONLY IF HE IS NAKED

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Look we understand the Imagedilemma that Graham Henry has in succession planning for Richie McCaw. but this boy wont cut the mustard. Boys might go and watch him play but not girls. He just isn't pretty enough.

If the selectors are going down this track we think it only proper that the All Blacks be required to play naked. After all Anton( I'm a mountain hugger) Oliver has shown us what All Blacks look like with their kit off.---------------------------------->

Cheeky we know but it would be very popular.