On Probation

One more reason for you to start

a. Walking

and/or

b. Taking the Train

I now have my driving license.

However if you do see me driving on the road,
please refrain from

a. Honking

and/or

b. Waving frantically at me

All of these actions will cause me to panic more than i already am or distract me.

And we all know how easily i get distracted.

Ooo i went to Richard's house today. When he says 'Welcome to my humble abode'. He really means 'Come feel miniscule and poor in my big ass mansion'. His house is super pretty. I love love the wooden beam ceiling.

Oh wait I was just talking about driving.

I'm so glad i got my liscence, I no longer have to see that lady in charge of collecting our numbers at the exam place cuz she thinks she's so funny when really we only laugh at her jokes cuz we are being polite and we dont want to piss her off for fear that she'll make sure we fail.

Be nice on the road!

My toothpick

In our defense, Computing was tear-your-hair-out boring.

Jody no eyes and I

We very doom and gloom people.

Cruz.FM. Jody's very own.

Jil, Me no eyes, Jody, Ethan
Lidi, Needle, Toothpick, Poser.

Today Jody said
"I love all kinds of sausage. Long. Short. Big. Small"

Jody eats.

Love you long time

Jil and I made this in Computing class

Of Sexy Secretaries and Mass Comm Presentations

We kicked ass on our Mass Comm presentation.
Looked hot doing it too.

Mr Obscenity&Pornography, Ms Defamation, Ms Copyright, Ms Invation of Privacy.

Charlson spent all night ironing his shirt.
But it was still all wrinkled.
(:


Charlson wasn't too pleased that Jil and I were SO MUCH TALLER than him.
I love my black heels.
Bite me.
Love love you Charlson.
Remember as long as I don't wear heels and hunch just a lil, you're taller than me.

Louis loves his girls.

Me, Jil, Liza.

Red head, Almost blonde, Brunette.
Charlson's Angels.
Matching glasses too!

VivianSexyLegs. Charlson.

We don't look a like la.

Wouldn't you like to hire us as your secretaries?


By the way, five people in the back of a satria is not a good idea, Especially if one is *ahem* hefty.

I.R. Extremely Proud

Today I found out that the govnt can give you random places in Universities.
You could ask to study statistics and they give you aquatic life.


Today I found out why tens of thousands of people applied for Local U.
Their fees for a 4 year degree course is the price of my fees for 1 semester, and im only doing my diploma.

Today I found out that Universiti Malaya has their own network on Facebook.

Today I found out that engineers are highly wanted even in banks for their analytical thinking.

Today I found out that Engineers have an I.R. infront of their names.

Today I found out I.R. was an acronym for engineer in French.

Today I am officially the proud girlfriend of a civil engineer student in Universiti Malaya.

UM is lucky to have you, baby.

will we remember?

14/6/08

So all those who did relatively well in SPM were called back to school to get our award!

So i managed to achieve my goal of attending all the award presentation ceremony for my 3 public exams

Unfortunately i didnt get all straight A's for them.
GAH short of 2 A's for SPM.

But me no complaining.
Lady luck was on my side.

I went in my red kebaya because my school is worse than a convent when it comes to dressing. All the girls who came in working clothes were told that they were not dress formally. -_-

Chiu Mun, Me, Naj, Zy.
We were all friends since primary 1 (except zy, primary 5)
Zy got tokoh akademik.
Zy got straight a1's.
Zy is going to be a neurosurgeon.
Zomgawd.

my 3 inch heels made me taller than most people that day. (:

Me, Saf, Tino, Naj, Dayang
Dayang was my library of romance books.
I was her dictionary for words used in romance books.
We read them under our desks in all our classes.

Jun Yuen. One day he is going to be a famous photographer.

Kevin so tall he didn't need to tiptoe

We Nerds.

The guys. Brian has an afro.

Perky.

5 Beringin.
For me it was more like 5 Berangan.
Apart from reading romance, all i ever did was day dream.

Mummy.

Even in 3 inch heels Kevin was still a head taller than me.
Kevin is going to be on MTV one day.

We held Zy's huge and heavy tokoh akademik trophy hostage, just long enough to take a picture.

It was so good to see everybody again.
To catch up.
To find out where everyone is headed to or already is for college.
To be recognized for your hardwork in SPM and Bible Knowledge (for other whichever subject they exceled in)
To get rm 65.
To realise that these are the same friends you've had since Primary 1
To hope that you can say the same thing, twenty years from now.

out of the equation

I wake up on most weekends to find my sister either

a. rummaging through my closet

or

b. rummaging through my accessories

or

c. already in my clothes and accessories



Today I walk in to my room and find her



a. Changing the frequency on my radio

and

b. Sitting down at my desk to do her homework.


'Why aren't you doing your homework in your room?'

'I don't like it'


I run downstairs,

'mummy are you aware that Emma is doing her homework in my room'

'yeah, its been going on for awhile already. first your clothes, now your desk. next she'll be moving into your room'

and then she laughed.

UGH.

The Letter

The newspaper says local u placements will be known by Wednesday through snail mail.

40 000 got placements.

The odds are rather high i guess.

Any Tom, Dick and Harry could be one of those 40 000.

Or in this case Christopher George.

If he gets it (which by Murphy's Law, he most likely will), it'll be rather cool. Its cheaper and all that and cool cuz he isnt Bumi which usually makes it harder for one to get a place in local u.

So i'd be very proud of him and want him to accept the offer.

On the other hand,

If he gets local u it could be anywhere in Malaysia. In all fairness Malaysia isn't all that big la. But the chances of him not being in KL is extremely high.

So fingers crossed, because I want him to have a shot at the best offer and education.

but i'd also like to have him still living ten minutes away from me for as long as i can.

so close your eyes, make a wish and blow them out.

11/6/08
Dad got mum 2 dozen B-E-A- UTIFUL roses for her birthday. It was such a gorgeous hand bouquet I had to stop myself from stealing it and walking around the house with it like the Miss Universe winners. I had my tiara ready.

Happy Birthday Mummy. Cheers to another 40!

P.S. You should go and get a tattoo to celebrate so that you can't say no when i tell you i want to get one too. (=

A day in the life of

it all started innocently enough. Ray with his DSLR. Liza, Jil and I hard at work during our tutorial. Lie. We were busy signing the attendance list for ourselves and those who didnt intend to show up. then it got silly. Liza has nice long soft hair. me no likey Liza.

Liza said to me 'Eh donkey, you're such a poodle'.

Liza also likes to play that game. Where you go eeny meeny miny moe with your pen. Then *tada* you find out that you're married to Brad Pitt with 10 kids, you live in a villa on your own private island with a yacht.

I dream BIG.

but i'm no Angelina Jolie

Jil and I laugh at everything. Making it almost impossible to take a decent shot.

POUT.


Being girls and shameless posers, we insisted on our perfectKodakmomentColgate&Darlie
shouldhireus picture.

I'm with stupid. (:

Jody, Jil and I are what most people would call skinny. Though we each would beg to differ about ourselves, but not each other.

Jody- Toothpick
Jil- Lidi
Me- Needle


Me- B. Jody, Jil and I are going to form our own group for our Computer assignment. The one where we make our own storybook.

Chris- I know what you can call it.

Me- What?

Chris- The Chronicles of KDU. The Toothpick, the Lidi and the Needle.

I'm with stupid.

Love love you long long time sweets! (:0

I'm too sexy

I finally met up with Adam Mcneighbour. Manju's neighbour. We've been in KDU for a few months but have never crossed paths. So one day he decides to skip class to say hello.


Me: What class you having now?

Adam: French.

Me: You take French? Culinary Arts requires you to take French? Thats sexy.


Suddenly there was big ass lightning and thunder, the type that makes you feel the entire building is shaking and lights up a dark corridor.


Adam: *with a finger pressed to his lips* Shhhhhhh. Do not speak of my sexiness.

GAG.

Seriously.

Wedding Chapel

In Laguna, they had a gorgeous wedding chapel that had glass windows like the lake house built on stilts over the lagoon.

The Outside.



The Inside.

Outside the chapel they had this wooden thing where they had carvings on gold plates of all the couples who have gotten married in that chapel.

OH HELL NO.

Laguna Beach Resort, Phuket.

the lobby.

the pool.

the path way to the pool.

the room. i love white sheets on dark wood.


Emma along the path to the Wedding Chapel.

the Jetty.
waiting for the Ferry.