- My Granny is visiting me this weekend.
- I use these on my fingers during "puppet time" at school.
- My dad loves this flavor.
- Ha! Now I can smoke my cigarettes in the rain!
- So, I hear you get off work in a few.......wink wink!
- Umm.....where is the chloroform?
- By the way, you guys are out of sleeping pills. Just FYI.
- How close are you to your mom?
- Well, I won't be cleaning crud out from under my fingernails tonight!
- Will these go over the handle of a broom?
- These are the best water balloons ever!
Hee hee! A little inappropriate, but funny I think. Feel free to add your own in the comments.
