Monday, October 3, 2011
To someone very special..
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6:08 PM
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shots of whisky
Labels: Memories, Personas, Tragedy and Irony
Friday, May 28, 2010
From Japan with Love
These are the top 4 words we would like hear from all Malaysian girls. Haha!
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Victor Tan
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4:38 PM
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shots of whisky
Friday, February 12, 2010
Sweet met Sweeter
I thought my desserts is already sweet, but she just made it sweeter.. =P
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9:24 AM
3
shots of whisky
Labels: Everyday livin', Personas
Thursday, February 4, 2010
The So Wannabe Nice Girl in K.L
Hi there everyone, its been like forever since I've updated. And since today, I brought out someone that known me through my blog, I suddenly remembered.... hey, I had a blog! That is how bad selling Dim Sum and Chicken Wings can get to you. Anyways... here is a spicy video of 'my loupoh', Cass Mii (who never comes back home and I 'think' always goes back to many other homes other than mine). She says she is the best girl any guy can get...I let you judge for yourself la!
0_0. Of all the girls in Malaysia, the ones that call me 'lou kong' are the ones that calls everyone else 'lou kong' too. WTF!
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6:26 AM
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shots of whisky
Labels: Everyday livin', LMAOs, Personas
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Chicken Nut Bread
Just found a guy name Vicky who is fuckin' hilarious!!!
LOL! Chicken Nut Bread! Seriously will laugh until chicken nut bread!
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Victor Tan
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3:04 AM
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shots of whisky
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Ahmir Knocked Keri Down
I guess the new and latest hit in town is "Knock You Down" by Keri Hilson ft Kanye West & Neyo. But I think these new kids in town called 'Ahmir' did a better rendition of that song. Check it out!
Holy Crap right!? Makes me feel like buying a cap and some oversized T and start pimpin right now... hehe!
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Victor Tan
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11:19 AM
0
shots of whisky
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Wondergirls USA!
Congrats to Wondergirls for making it to the US music industry!~
They made their debut by opening up for Jonas Brother's concert in June, and now more and more ang mohs gonna dance to their 'Nobody' moves. Lol* Hopefully not to soon....=P
Check out their new English version of Nobody, album releasing sometime in September.
Here is another nice song from them, press 'CC' for subtitles.
Bye for now! Back to the kitchen!
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Victor Tan
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4:45 PM
0
shots of whisky
Labels: Great stuffs, Personas, V-Tube
Monday, May 11, 2009
Taylor Got Played
Check out this piece done by Jon Schmidt combining Love Story (Taylor Swift) and Viva la Vida (ColdPlay)

I used to rule the world,
Seas would rise when I gave the word,
Now in the morning I sleep alone,
Swept the street I used to own,
I used to roll the dice,
Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes,
Listen as the crowd would sing,
Now the old King is dead, Long live the king!,
She said..
Romeo save me, they try to tell me how to feel;
This love is difficult, but it's real
Don't be afraid, we'll make it out of this mess;
It's a love story, baby just say yes
But..
One minute I held the key
Next the walls are closed on me,
And I discovered my castle stand;
Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand,
and..
She got tired of waiting,
Wondering if I'm ever coming around;
Her faith in me now is fading,
when she saw me in the outskirt of town, she said
Romeo save me, I've been feeling so alone,
I keep waiting for you but you never come,
Is this in my head? I don't know what to think..
I knelt to the ground, and pulled out a ring
And said, marry me Juliet,
You'll never have to be alone,
I love you and that's all I really know
I talked to your dad, go pick out a white dress
It's a love story, baby just say yes
For some reason I can't explain,
I know Saint Peter won't call my name,
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the world
So does this means Taylor Got Played Cold and Swiftly?
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Victor Tan
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11:40 PM
1 shots of whisky
Labels: Great stuffs, Personas, V-Tube
Friday, April 10, 2009
Wondergirls Rocks My World
Have you heared about the latest craze about Wondergirls?
A group of girls from Korea apparently have made the world gone crazy!!
Who wouldn't go crazy for them? Just look at them... omg...! Pengsan !! It is such a craze... every girl wants to look like them, every guy wants a girl like one of them and everyone wants to dance like them!!
And So Hee is so my favorite...*nose bleed*
Who in the world can top that? 0_0 I'm quite sure that after I watch this video I'm a changed man forever. Love is in the air once more~ ... up until I search for more Wondergirls videos and bumped into this...
Ok. Damn potong stim man -_-"
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Victor Tan
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12:25 AM
2
shots of whisky
Labels: Great stuffs, Personas, V-Tube
Monday, March 23, 2009
One Night with Kenny Sia
For some reason, my traffic to this blog have gone from nothing to like 1k viewers. And then I found out Mr Kenny Sia aka Coconut boy have linked me in his all too famous blog of his (actually I sorta repeatedly hypnotize him into doing so while he was partying with me two days ago, hehe). But anyways, I didn't know he is really going to do it for real, and so now I'm stuck in a situation where I feel oblige to satisfy the sudden surge of viewers to this blog today.
Warning tho, although I think I'm holy as a saint and am a good boy... there is a believe that this blog might not be suitable for all ages. I don't really understand why tho.
Clubbin' is just an act where we all gather just to err.. gather la.
Sometimes we hug a girl or two, and hey we do man buddy hugs too but hey... they seldom end up in pictures only mah.... ego mah. People think gay how?
So in clubs, sometimes we are oblige to at least chat up a girl... even if you just love to drink.
And that is just the innocent truth of it all. At least for me lah.
I suppose for Kenny too,
Ok.. mebbe not. =P (btw the person on the right is just a lookalike version of me)
Oh yah Kenny, Kellie told me that you lost your credit card that night? We talked about it and we sorta backtracked. I saw you signing the receipt, she say you signing it with the card in your mouth. And that was the last time we saw that card...
hmmm. Did you eat it ah?
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7:19 PM
3
shots of whisky
Labels: LMAOs, Personas, Shiny Disco Balls, Tragedy and Irony
Sunday, February 1, 2009
Mahathir in de HousE!
Who would have thought that Mahathir himself have popped by outside my outlet and tooked picture with my staff...
I bet he must be thinking, 'hmm... why stupid Victor opened Ministry of Food without his knowledge.' Lol!
Cheers to the man that changed Malaysia.
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Victor Tan
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6:16 PM
1 shots of whisky
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Kellie Next Door
If anyone have been into the news lately, other than the economic crisis and Obama... there is the of course FHM Girl Next Door 2009!!
When times a rough, these are the kinda inspiration we need to wake our ass up in the morning to go to work... hehe..
Conversing with Kellie,
Me: Ya kno... I have to thoughts in mind when I picture a 'Girl Next Door' ..(not dirty obviously =P)
Kellie: What?
Me: One is of course, a sweet..sexy beautiful girl that you secretly crush for and always bump into when you're pretending to be collecting your mail, pretending to be joggin along your neighbourhood or while you're pretending to be washing your car.
Me: The other one, Girl Next Door to me is like...darn it... she will always be next door and out of your league. Can you be Girl Same Door?
Kellie: LOL!
Me: Please!?
Check the rest of them out at http://fhmmalaysia.blogspot.com/ but don't forget to vote for Kellie!! (I promise her lah... but I myself don't even know where to vote ...so help me please?)
Maybe with your help, I can move next door? LoL!
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Victor Tan
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8:58 PM
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shots of whisky
Labels: Personas, What I think...
Monday, November 24, 2008
HOTTEST CHICK IN TOWN
Here is too the prettiest chick I've ever met in my life.
LMAO! Man... Jeffrey... WHAT WERE U THINKING!?!
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Victor Tan
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4:30 AM
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shots of whisky
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
I'm a robot
Hiya peeps, sorry for the extremely slow updates on my life. I think by now the number of viewers that actually come to my blog have completely zeroed down. Hmm... so why I'm here bloggin'... I oso don't know. But if someone out there who is still reading this....hey!!! wazzup?! ... and how is life? ... or you must be my ultimate fan of my blog the photos in my blog.
But anyhootz, here is the updates. With one more month to go before Emperor Q pops out and take another large piece of my life away, its been an extremely exhausting 1 month but yet quite a rewarding one. Perhaps not as rewarding as those that can party more than me these days. Bastards..!
Don't tell me... I know ... while I'm busy getting my hands into gelatos and fruits...
You are busy doing getting ur hands into girlatos
and exotic fruits.. hehe.. not funny -_-"
Sometimes I'm so bored at work that I have to date myself.
You don't know how stressful to actually feed other couples wonderful desserts and watch them fall in love with each other everyday lah.
Apalah you peepol... if free pop by and teman me have lunch oso can. It gets so bored that sometimes I have to chat up with the Bangladesh workers at Food Republic in Pavilion just to make sure I'm still sane and don't die of boredom. Lol.
But it has been interestin. With my free time being shortened, I've no choice but to join random parties when appropriate. It is these parties that I get to catch up with people that does not hang out much at my regular joint anymore..
And sometimes surprises happens like 4 Oxford girls that just came back from UK for holidays popped up at my table...
But if you ask me what is new at the party scene? Well, if you have not known it yet by now ... you should be more lifeless than me now working 8 days a week. Lol. Newest club there is now that is worth going to might not be Quattro but Mist. Why? Quattro is over-rated and Mist has quality crowd. And a great party is 80% depended on the crowd-lah. No familiar faces = nobody to drink with, no drinkers = no drunk, and no leng luis = no fun lah.
And Halloween there is great. I got to get drunk with one police girl (never so happy got caught by a police before),
a dracula (i think), a pirate, a female crow (i think) and Captain America (who won the costume contest).
But I thought Zerra should have won. What a costume la.
Come to think of it, my life is like Wall-e the cheeky robot (plus he appears kinda drunk to me when he says his name lah.. Waaaaaaaalll Eeee!)
Day by day routine doing the same thing and yet... hoping for something to happen -_*
And then a white robot appeared. Hmm..
Whatever it is, here is 'M'.. for MOF
basket.. i think she likes my staff lah -_-" *sweat*
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5:15 AM
3
shots of whisky
Labels: Everyday livin', Great stuffs, Personas, Shiny Disco Balls, Tragedy and Irony
Friday, September 26, 2008
God is a Girl
It is already common knowledge that most living thing in this world are attracted to the female. This is of coz with the exception of gays... hmm.. I wonder why?
But in most cases, whenever a sexy girl walks up the stage or bypasses... the hamsaplous will go *toing*, the not so hamsaps will go *gawkin* with big eyes and mouth wide open.. ,
the females will go *hmm* or mebbe *f#cK!n b!tc#* in jealously. Heck, even dogs will go barkin' with a hard-on.
Where is the best place to witness this phenomenon, ... go to a beauty contest lor.
One by one these girls are all on a mission ... and that is to showcase their beauty 110%.
In normal days, you might not see them in such light. Haleelujah to the power of make ups. Unlucky coz that is not all real lah.. =/ Somedays might look like this lah..
Hopefully not until like this lah... *alamak*
In normal days, they might walk like a tai kor....
but not today...
In normal times when they don't smile at you, now they do..
In normal times, they might speak hokkien...
but now they speak perfectly England... *kidding* ...
I think every man's wish is to have their girlfriend walk up their bed like a fashion show every now and den... (not with their mask on, and their granny panties..=P)
Funny thing, after the fashion show in Goddess last two weeks ago... I found the Goddess not on stage
but amongst the crowd .. *snap*.
Regardless, when a hot female is on a mission... they seem to have some weird power over us.. *stress*
Maybe God is a girl..
Or mebbe I'm just in love with the song lah..
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3:40 AM
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shots of whisky
Labels: Personas, Shiny Disco Balls, What I think...
Friday, September 19, 2008
Everyday is MOF Day!
It is great that despite the crazy phase of my life right now in a new environment, I get to meet a few new friendly faces and great support from friends.
I may not have all of you mentioned here but just so you know, thanks alot guys (n of coz you girls lah!). Although I know some of you so bloody kiam siap just sneak by the outlet and think I didn't see. Bugger! *lol*
Anyways...
Special thanks to Ivy who have donated all her old (but very expensive) Japanese Female Magazines to MOF Japanese Sweets & Coffee.
May you know that because of you, now I can drool over all the hot hootchimommas at my outlet (if I'm free lah that is =P). Hmmm... no wonder nowadays alot of uncles keep flooding the outlet. =/
Also special thanks to Wan Ting who only became my cashier/service extraordinaire for ONLY THREE DAYS.
I tell you, just when I thought I have finally manage to find a great crew member for my cafe team.... this girl left us in three days. Apa lah! Some more lied to me that she is an English teacher but I found out after she left that she is actually a MASTER holder. Wahliu! I actually had a master holder to become my cashier for three days. Wan Ting... Wanting.. now I know what you 'want'. You want to con me -_-". But thank you though for showing to the crew what real service is all about =) She really did service all the uncle's kow kow. (Just kiddin' kekeke)
Another special thanks to Samantha who have provided me with a CD with all the Japanese songs so that I can play all day and all night at the outlet. Yeah...soon I'll be able to sing them coz it is repeating everyday. -_-"
And today Carol brought me some layered cake all the way from Sarawak.
Wahhh.... thanks girl and its damn nice lor. My staff ate half but luckily I snatched it from them before they finished it. Its really good!! yum...
Oh yah.. special thanks to all the leng luis that come in and out of the outlet.
You brighten my boring long hours. And also because of you all, my staff can feel energize to work (but not when you all around lah). When you all around, they only go 'googoo gaga'. Lol*
And of course special thanks to the pioneer crew of MOF in Malaysia who have struggled along with me in this venture.
Without you guys, I also don't know what to do. You can see me running around like roadrunner going 'beep beep' everywhere in the kitchen and on the floor. Good job guys =)
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT.... which one of you go and punch the credit card wrongly ah!?!?
RM 37 dollar credit payment can become RM 0.37 cents credit payment. I think the customer and banker must be laughing his pants or her panties off -_-" Wah liu. Train train train... now you know why I so busy. =/
Last but not least, a very big thank you to my customers. Especially to those that have given us such a good review online such as masak-masak.blogspot.com, foodlah.com, jerryong.com and violetvoon.info
Your reviews ah, made my day =)
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5:59 AM
4
shots of whisky
Labels: Everyday livin', Personas, Tragedy and Irony
Friday, September 5, 2008
Moon Shine
Congrats to you girl, for getting to be September girl for the Cover Girl Search!!
Miss hanging out with ya and hope you have a great trip in Hong Kong.
P/S: Damn it, I should be more talkative next time and not get drunk all the time. =P
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2:37 AM
0
shots of whisky
Monday, August 18, 2008
Are you MOFed?
While I'm f'king busy (too bad its not the other way round -_-"), everyone have been having all the fun without me. Haiz, old already lah. Don't want to admit also cannot.
How is the cafe? Good, so far so good ...thanks to everyone's support.
It is really very encouraging. Makes my 10am-10pm job a little more better. *pant* pant* Those that haven't come yet... eh where are u leh?
Most happening spot in town have just opened up and you're not there. *tsk tsk*
June here is having a Macha shake..
word of advise, never tell an Indian fellah about this drink. This might happen..
Waiter: Sir, wanna try some Macha shake?
Indian customer: Excuse me.. you asking me to shake or wat?
Macha means brother in Tamil.
Since MOF's desserts are mostly using Hokkaido milk (low fat content) in their desserts and also their gelato... it is safe to say we might have the best tasting and also healthy desserts around. =P
And we have cute stuff too.. for cute people like you and me. Lol
And cute people starts doing hot stuff when they are smitten by our special ingredients flown in from the land of the rising sun.
Come by lah readers of my blog... if I'm there I sure give discount =)
And maybe get some girl to feed you too.. keke*
These Columbian just love our shop so much that they asked us to take a picture with them. LOL!
To make this post to appear less like a self advertorial...i'll stop talking about MOF. Life is still great despite the long working hours. (YA RIGHT!)
I still manage to find time to do what normal people like me do. PARTY PARTY!! And trust me, parties doesn't feel as great as when you've worked more than 12 hours a day and just wanna go crazy after. The first sip feels like you just won a million bucks.
I'm just so glad no one have forgotten me yet..
Although some thought that I've been pretending to be busy... wah liao... if they only knew the hours that I'm working now...
Ok... to the girl in this pic. You just won urself a free meal at MOF. lol*
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6:16 PM
1 shots of whisky
Labels: Everyday livin', Newsflash, Personas, Shiny Disco Balls