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Sat December 27, 2025
	Everyone Is Sick. And not in the fun way, either source: midhudsonnews.com \| share: Copy Link	18
(Jinro Fresh)	Shhhaaay, thish Korean bot..bottled water's pretty hic tashety source: chosun.com \| share: Copy Link	11
	"After deputies said they saw him leaving a fenced avocado grove with bags of avocados estimated to weigh about 400 pounds." That is one strong avocado rustler source: aol.com \| share: Copy Link	22
	"Family cremates wrong body after hospital mistake". Let's hope that person was at least also dead source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	21

(Some Guy)	Photoshop this pointer source: doyogawithme.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	In today's episode of Fark Playhouse Community Theater, we have an Iowa daycare operator taking on Walter Matthau's role from "The Bad News Bears" source: ktvo.com \| share: Copy Link	18
	Day 1,403 of WW3: Ukraine uses British Storm Shadows to attack Russian oil refinery - █████ still hasn't provided Ukraine with Tomahawks; and Ukraine says Russia launching drones from residential buildings in Belarus - Amnesty Int. strangely silent source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	85
(thetimes.com)	A cat that went missing five years ago has been reunited with her family in what has been described as a Christmas miracle. Welcome to Caturday source: thetimes.com \| share: Copy Link	534
	Old failure: NY students can't read. New low: NY students can't tell time source: gothamist.com \| share: Copy Link	149

(Some Guy)	Razor clam digging opportunities in Washington. Licensed diggers are limited to 15 clams. All diggers must keep the first 15 clams they dig, regardless of size or condition, and keep them in separate containers. Do not put razor clams in your ass source: wdfw.wa.gov \| share: Copy Link	43
(Some Guy)	If the U.S. still had a State Department, I'd bet that they would be pretty pissed off at Missouri right now source: missouriindependent.com \| share: Copy Link	44
	FBI being shut down source: ca.news.yahoo.com \| share: Copy Link	48
	Designer of new CNBC logo strikes back at his critics, proclaims this inherently challenging project took 7 months to execute authentically. "It places the design team squarely in what [Theodore] Roosevelt called 'The Arena'" source: adweek.com \| share: Copy Link	40
	Wife donates kidney to husband of 45 years, expects clean gutters and the seat down for the rest of her life source: kgw.com \| share: Copy Link	17
	The ALMIGHTY AND POWERFUL WAR DEPARTMENT... hit the wrong Nigerian village and now the whole country is terrified source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	143
	Man sues Outback steakhouse after toilet shatters while he was on it. Crikey what was in that Bloomin' Onion? source: clickorlando.com \| share: Copy Link	39
	Headline of the Year 2025 final voting for Main source: fark.com \| share: Copy Link	111

Fri December 26, 2025
	Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell shots source: wsbtv.com \| share: Copy Link	31
	Photoshop this hedgehog and hare source: upload.wikimedia.org \| share: Copy Link	14
	Christmas is 364 days away and people have their decorations up already source: local10.com \| share: Copy Link	47
	Fruitcakes would be legal at the security checkpoint if we only knew what those little green things are source: local10.com \| share: Copy Link	38
	If you're going to run around burglarizing houses naked, be sure to pick up your discarded clothes source: local10.com \| share: Copy Link	28
	If you are going to let your kid use drugs in the bathtub, they're going to drown source: lawandcrime.com \| share: Copy Link	38
	Beloved cow killed by trespasser; ranch owner says not the first time. I thought only cats had multiple lives source: kwch.com \| share: Copy Link	36
	Akita zoo worker targeted in latest ninja bear attack. He was simply walking from parking lot to zoo office, and "the one bear at the zoo was confirmed to be in its enclosure... the attacker is believed to be a wild bear" source: www3.nhk.or.jp \| share: Copy Link	33
	Photoshop this hallway to your future source: img.izismile.com \| share: Copy Link	10
	How to regift your unwanted Christmas presents without people catching onto the fact that you're a cheap, ungrateful bastard source: bbc.com \| share: Copy Link	32
(Some Guy)	Did you ever wonder what would happen if Time Cube Guy and the Amero guy had a baby? Well, wonder no more. I present Thick Coins source: thick-coins.net \| share: Copy Link	49
	Baba Vanga shared her predictions for 2026 source: metro.co.uk \| share: Copy Link	43
	How is a 475-year-old bookstore thriving in this digital world? Read all about it here source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	24
	Trump promises that next year will be the year we Make Houses Affordable Again, right after he finishes wrapping up Infrastructure Week and accepts his Nobel Prize for ending the Ukraine War source: cnn.com \| share: Copy Link	70
	Ratfark Jr. emerges from an exhaustive session of research while on the toilet, announces that aluminum salts are the new enemy source: nbcnews.com \| share: Copy Link	69
(Some Guy)	The 24-hour day is being replaced by a day that lasts 25 hours, so go ahead and sleep next week source: ecoticias.com \| share: Copy Link	44
	The Bataan death march is no way to bond with your children source: lawandcrime.com \| share: Copy Link	36
	What if they had a NYE Ball Drop and nobody came? source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	70
	"Public release of Epstein records puts Maxwell under fresh scrutiny amid her claims of innocence," so I guess she's going to be released from prison now and put under house arrest at Mar a Lago source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	27
	As one of the baby steps toward the U.S. becoming a full-on fascist state? source: wtop.com \| share: Copy Link	14
	1) They pose absolutely no threat to the U.S. 2) There was no reason to strike them now that didn't exist a long time ago except for the Epstein files. 3) "Protecting Christians around the world" is no reason to deploy the military. There. That's it source: apnews.com \| share: Copy Link	52
	In the latest thing that has commonly existed since before you were born but now needs a trendy name, behold: The Scandinavian Sleep Method source: abc.net.au \| share: Copy Link	38
	ICE agents caught illegally swapping license plates on official vehicles source: mprnews.org \| share: Copy Link	64
	IRS worker, who took voluntary exit last April through Trump's Deferred Resignation Program, still waiting for payments for her unused vacation hours, retirement pension. And she's not alone source: wcpo.com \| share: Copy Link	51
(Some Duck)	Photoshop this googly on the sticky wicket source: ddindia.co.in \| share: Copy Link	11
	Cause of death revealed for 'thrill-seeker' who fell from Spain's tallest bridge. It was the sudden stop at the bottom source: people.com \| share: Copy Link	37
	The newly installed MAGA-curious head of CBS News says news will not be ready for release until it afflicts the comfortable and the afflicted and comforts the comfortable and the afflicted source: msn.com \| share: Copy Link	50
	Day 1,402 of WW3: Russia re-opens the Mariupol theatre it bombed whilst hundreds of civilians were sheltering inside - subby hopes that the first performance it hosts is Swan Lake. This is your Boxing Day Ukraine war thread source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	218
	Chicago-style pope gets infected with Woke Mind Virus, spews teachings contradictory to Aryan Republican Jesus source: theguardian.com \| share: Copy Link	64
	Columbus firefighter drives drunk and hits...well, I'll be damned source: abc6onyourside.com \| share: Copy Link	26
	Catholic Archdiocese of New York: "Man, these clergy abuse judgments are really piling up. Good thing we have insurance." Insurance company: "Uh, that's a negative Holy Ghost Rider. You can't hide crimes and then expect your insurance company to pay" source: friendlyatheist.com \| share: Copy Link	52
	A semi full of live lobsters never made it out of Massachusetts, sparking concerns of piracy. No word if the suspected hijackers appear to have unusually large eyes and scaly skin source: foxbusiness.com \| share: Copy Link	31
	Cocaine drones, Merry Christmas source: wmur.com \| share: Copy Link	6

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