Man Bites Shark

by doglantic

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1.
good morning how’s it going? leave the lights off cuz it’s pouring anyways so good morning, cut the bullshit if you want something, why don’t you get it? lazy boy sleeps all day he’s a cat in his girlfriend’s lap feeds the dog, watch tv says “there’s no one better than me!” what’s it gonna take to unlock the hatch? to rework your life? to be something more than a dog online who does nothing with his time? so if you’re hungry, save your money a perfect meal for someone like you: bread sandwich ice cube soup college dorm specials for an unemployed 19 year old who writes songs in his parents’ home what’s it gonna take to unlock the hatch? to rework your life? to be something more than a dog online who does nothing with his time? what’s it gonna take to unlock the hatch? to rework your life? to be something more than a dog online who does nothing with his time? what’s it gonna take? what’s it gonna take? what’s it gonna take to unlock the hatch? to rework your life? to be something more than a dog? to be something more than a dog? to be something more than a dog?
2.
Pigeonman 02:17
pigeonman sits in washington square fingers round a bag of love he shares for his brothers and sisters with feathers and beaks staring is rude didn’t someone teach you to think of others in the nicest way? muse on the man who’s one with a bench can’t you imagine what he’ll say? “i have more in common with birds than my people if i feed them love then they feed me music to my ears makes me feel human and a blanket full of notes puts me to sleep” pigeonman do you have a family? do you have a wife and kids who love you so sweet? or a husband, that’s fine, i don’t judge, me too pigeonman i could be just like you i have more in common with birds than my people if i feed them love then they feed me music to my ears makes me feel human and a blanket full of notes puts me to sleep i have more in common with birds than my people if i feed them love then they feed me music to my ears makes me feel human and a blanket full of notes puts me to sleep
3.
why won't my baby realize i mean it when i say he’s all i want? when i’m awake with miss versailles i’m dependent on the things i shouldn’t want and when my baby boy dresses up i feel like less of a man he doesn’t see the pattern of the roses in the sand is he inclined to do what’s right or to go on dates with bottles at the store? when there’s enough to fill both sides he’ll be rolling in the ashes on the floor but my darling doesn’t crack and when she only sees straight ahead she flies but won’t circle back i’d buy her all of versailles and ride through flowers to keep her on track
4.
and slowly she walks towards you she’s got a mind of her own, and so do you no photograph can prove what she means to me at all, what she means to you and slowly, my eyes break through i’m the best i’ve been all week i had a dream we were in the village you showed me the best food to eat last night i was in istanbul with the heat and you said be brave now don’t worry or break a sweat you said be brave now while i slept now everyday’s the same and my head, he’s 16 too but i still dream about you no photograph can say that it’s worth it to be away no it’s only the way you move be brave now don’t worry or break amends you sat on the steps be brave now, while i slept (and now i’m in between what i say and what i mean espresso shot repeat pour money down on me) and braver now, you are and braver now, you are and braver now, you are and braver now, you are and braver now, you are and braver now, you are and braver now, you are
5.
IDC 02:07
talking dog and race car choose me over everyone i’m not angry for the fun i’m just sleeping in for no one “thank you for the option” means i’d rather stay undone bite the bullet from the gun taking animals for fun say what you want but i don’t care i’ll do the dishes braid your hair keep outta trouble while i stay working hole in one redemption i’m so sure my time is done cinch my clothes around the club slowly drowning in the sun guess it’s never luck-based but my body’s had enough like a dead man on the run i was born when life was done say what you want but i don’t care say what you want i don’t care say what you want but i don’t care
6.
monday alone i am so miserable blankets & fresh sunday clothes to get away baby's a phone she sleeps in the photos i own and leaves me whenever i'm gone on my own way but i miss the spark in your pocket and hands 'round my waist miss the walks in the dark waiting for night to break but i'm breaking down silver summer in my house i'm reaching out they won't notice if you're around or not around dorm room floor you're finally in control and sleeping as soon as you want to get away neon sign city always looked pretty car ride killing my head back in the suburbs i become younger spit in a frameless bed i'm breaking down silver summer in my house i'm reaching out they won't notice if you're around or not around i'm breaking down i'm breaking down i'm breaking down they won't notice if you're around or not around
7.
A Bird Calls 03:41
in boston i try to call you you don’t pick up, i forget it’s 3 am in a cabin i try to call you you don’t pick up, i forget that i’m in the air i shouldn’t fly all this way just to not have you here well do you find solace in the fact we’re all gonna die or does it freak you out? cuz i can’t find a single reason for this to feel fine at all in new york i try to call you thank god you’re alive, i love you what time is it where you are? what time is it in my arms? what time is it where you are? what time is it in my arms? (what time is it where you are? what time is it in my arms? what time is it where you are? what time is it in my arms?) now everything is quiet i reach on to what i know is real a bird calls outside and i wonder what you feel
8.
“man bites shark” on the news tonight i’m so sick and sleep deprived i don’t see anything strange about that cuz it’s been a midnight uptight coffee race stressed out since i was 8 so go, go on, take a stab at your life cuz boy, if you wanna last it’s not complicated wait 2 years and you’ll be the greatest you don’t even have to love yourself i don’t want to be the one to sedate ya rather be the one who just dates ya feels so dumb but i gotta survive so you’re a nice kid? why don’t you give up? throw yourself out or dessert up and you can take time just to relax feel responsive or just relapse i am a beast in the makeup call me when u break up seems like now or never but ur never gonna wake up so i’ll take the L train home, i dream of metaphors like m a n b i t e s s h a r k cuz man, if you wanna last it’s not complicated wait 2 years and you’ll be the greatest you don’t even have to love yourself i don’t want to be the one to forget you better yet, i’ll just send a text to feels so dumb but i gotta survive i feel so dumb but i gotta survive
9.
i wouldn’t ask you for anything at all maybe a talk once or twice a month all i want is a solid job all i want is to make the money fall don’t even have to say what it is selfish side of me doesn’t give hauling out ‘till the leaves are gone smoking something on the lawn all i want is a solid job and a caravan for me and the love of my life a couple cats and a scooter in the back for a putt-putt down to the tide don’t need anything at all i can’t stand all the real world shit sleep in classrooms and apartments and when i’m satisfied the only side effect is that i'll never stay seeming like forever but it’s only the rest of my days and all i want is to end before i break yeah all i want is a solid job and a caravan for me and the love of my life a couple cats and a scooter in the back for a putt-putt down to the tide don’t need anything at all a couple cats and a scooter in the back for a putt-putt down to the tide don’t need anything at all a couple cats and a scooter in the back for a putt-putt down to the tide don’t need anything at all
10.
my old friend’s black cat sits on his doorstep his fragile peach skin cries then from the corner an old friend comes in a squirrel with cherry eyes he’ll pluck them out he’ll pluck them out silly little baby all dressed in ruby knows nothing but his place banished by mommy, fell from the peach tree i love you anyways fresh fruit for all fresh fruit for all fresh fruit for all fresh fruit for all
11.
Breakfast 04:18
house on a lake with everyone inside everyone i love make no mistake i’ll be there when the rain falls in your place turkey and steak what will you eat today? drop my knife and plate buy all them the biggest cake i love you, so stay awake buy all them the biggest cake coffee and shakes my breakfast melts away how much today? all of my friends destroying everything just for a day buy all them the biggest cake i love you, so stay awake buy all them the biggest cake i love you, so stay awake buy all them the biggest cake blow the candles in my face i’ll freeze the lake and last forever

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released September 26, 2025

written, recorded, mixed & mastered by rhys

while pretty much all of this was of my own creation, it feels wrong to not thank the people who have watched MBS come to life over the past year and a half. thanks to my parents for letting me continue to record music at their place. huge thanks to ani for listening to me yap about how unnecessarily stressed i was for this project (and for inspiring like 5 of the songs here!) thanks to my friends for the fun nights. thanks to manvendra ray for helping me mix "village // istanbul" and for letting me borrow your mic! and thanks to everyone who's ever listened to or supported doglantic. i love you so so much

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