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1.
Planet Idiot 03:49
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Woo! I’m so crazy and I’m stupid It’s cause I’m in love with you And it’s okay if you don’t like me back But don’t act like you want me too And don’t say that nothing changed Cause you won’t even say my name Let’s just forget I ever happened And maybe things will be the same But that’s all a dream And it’s all a dream And it’s all a dream And it’s all a dream I’m a planet idiot I’m so crazy and I’m stupid It’s cause I feel dumb like you And it’s okay if you think that I’m slow Just don’t be surprised when I’m faster than you But I can’t act like nothing’s changed Cause you won’t even speak my name Let’s just forget I ever happened And maybe then we’ll be the same But that’s all a dream And it’s all a dream And it’s all a dream And it’s all a dream YOU’RE GONNA DIE AN IDIOT I’m an idiot For thinking I was in love with you And I’m an idiot Won’t you be one too? That’s all a dream And it’s all a dream And it’s all a dream And it’s all a dream
2.
Window Pain 04:24
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Little sister, Are you listening? There’s so much little to say But if you’re like me, a blind vasectomy Just spend the money and run, don’t look back I’d rather just wait for my sun to rise Listen to the rain while we try to stay dry Never been in love cause I don’t wanna try Well, maybe one day you’ll hang me out to dry Well everything’s gone according to plan Where will you be when shit hits the fan Where you will be? Where? Where have you been? All this time? I wonder why? All my days in the window pane They’re staring at my heart again Loathed in time, and loved benign We’re just here till it’s time to die Counting away those summer nights Drifted away, on a wooden plank Maybe one day, maybe one day I’ll be out of your way Little sister, are you listening? There’s so much little to say But if you’re like me, a cautious-ectomy Just the spend money and run and don’t look back Well everything’s gone according to plan Where will you be when shit hits the fan Where you will be? Where? Where have you been? All this time? I wonder why? All my days in the window pane They’re staring at my heart again Loathed in time, and loved benign We’re just here till it’s time to die Counting away those summer nights Drifted away, on a wooden plank Maybe one day, maybe one day I’ll be out of your way
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Bruh! 04:13
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Woo! Oh God, I’m cracked! I’m about to have a heart attack Life’s just been another game after another day But that’s okay right? (Right) Shit was worth every penny And all the pain before the foreplay But now we’re Driving in the back seat Repeating like a fax machine Diving in the mezzanine Trying to get off crystalline I’m caught between a heartache And someone else’s earthquake Trying to find a reason why I I couldn’t care less I couldn’t care less I couldn’t care less I couldn’t care less I couldn’t care less I couldn’t care less We’re locking eyes with each other now But time after time It’s okay to say you’re in love Every once in a while But, I couldn’t care less I couldn’t care less I couldn’t care less I couldn’t care less I couldn’t care less I couldn’t care less I couldn’t care at all But everything she tells me, I believe And everything she gives me, I eat I’m addicted to her I couldn’t get rid of her I’m a slave to the pain Every time she smiles when I’m in need And everything starts falling down to it’s knees There’s no where to run The whole world is fucked up But you’ll be fine Woo! You’ll be fine Yeah! You’ll be fine (Just like the foreplay) (Driving in the back seat) (Repeating like a fax machine) (Diving in the mezzanine) (Trying to get off crystalline) (I’m caught between her heartache) (And someone else’s earthquake) (Trying to find the reason why) Everything she tells me, I believe And everything she gives me, I eat I’m addicted to her I couldn’t get rid of her I’m a slave to the pain Every time she smiles when I’m in need And everything starts falling down to it’s knees There’s no where to run The whole world is fucked up But you’ll be fine You’ll be fine (Yeah) You’ll be fine
4.
Plunge 02:42
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My momma gets high on drugs She hides them under the rug She’s out there taking the plunge While we’re raised on garage rock and grunge Well, she won’t last long She won’t last long She won’t last long No, she won’t last long My girlfriend’s a nine out of ten And she likes listening to Radiohead What the hell is she doing with me She can be anything she wants to be Well, she won’t last long No, we won’t last long We won’t last long No, we won’t last long She’s gon be hurt tonight When she learns I lied This love is my kryptonite I can’t breathe Can’t breathe Can’t breathe Can’t breathe Life just takes it’s time One day you’ll be fine For now I’m trapped inside I can’t breathe Can’t breathe Can’t breathe Can’t breathe (Woo!) I get bored pretty easily Everyone fucking hates me But that’s okay, you’re all worthless to me I never liked me anyway And they’re gon be hurt tonight When they learn I died This life is my kryptonite I can’t breathe Can’t breathe Can’t breathe Can’t breathe Life just takes it’s time And one day you’ll be fine For now I’m trapped inside I can’t breathe Can’t breathe Can’t breathe Can’t breathe I can’t breathe Can’t breathe Can’t breathe Can’t breathe (Yeah!)
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Shiver 03:14
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Long since the night you found me wasted over I seem to have lost my own name And I’ll recover someday and you’ll still be the same We’ll think it over, we’ll think it over But if I could have you I’d feel happy too Girl if I could have you I’d need nobody else But if I could have you I’d feel happy too Girl if I could have you I’d never shiver FaceTime and late nights never felt so right Can’t even know my own name The dark stars in the sky are often the brightest lights They’ll think it over, they’ll think it over But if I could have you (If I could have you) I’d feel happy too Girl if I could have you (If I could have you) I’d need nobody else (I’d need nobody else but) But if I could have you (If I could have you) I’d feel happy too Girl if I could have you (If I could have you) I’ll never shiver (I’ll never shiver) Long since the night you found me wasted over I seem to have lost my own name I’ll recover someday and you’ll still be the same We’ll think it over, we’ll think it over But if I could have you (If I could have you) I’d feel happy too Girl if I could have you (If I could have you) I’d need nobody else (I’d need nobody else but) But if I could have you (If I could have you) I’d feel happy too Girl if I could have you (If I could have you) I’ll never shiver (I’ll never shiver) (If I could have you) She makes me feel like I can’t breathe (If I could have you) She makes me feel like I can’t breathe
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i hate you 03:55
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You’re in love with a demon Circe’s sirens, the heathens And if you maybe tried She’ll take your breath away Not like you needed it anyway Na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na Na, Na Na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na Na, Na That damsel in distress never ever existed Her villains were true friends She’ll grab you by the throat And take your breath away And bleed you till your dead I hate you I hate you I hate you with all of my heart But I hate how we’re falling apart Na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na Na, Na Na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na Na, Na She’ll sentence you to death And hang you by your neck All along you loved the hangman But her rope alone is worth it all I hate you I hate you I hate you with all of my heart But I hate how I’m falling apart
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Circadian Rhythm 03:19
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(You don’t know who the fuck you’re talking to?) (It’s Doja Cat, we go way back) (Mega-fucking-back!) If she looks beautiful Then she’s probably not real And if her eyes match the sun You’re gonna get burned It would be a crime if I made you mine And it would be a tragedy if you were in love with me Those lovers out of time, they’re not alright If she sleeps like cyanide You should probably take her pill And if she fires like a gun You should probably run It would be a crime if I made you mine And it would be a tragedy if you were in love with me All those stars and the moons in the sky hate their lives But when I ask you darling, is everything alright you say Everything is fine, but you’re not alright It would be a crime if I made you mine And it would be a tragedy if you were in love with me Yeah! All those stars and the moons in the sky hate their lives But when I ask you darling, is everything alright you say Everything is fine, but we’re not alright We’re not alright We’re not alright We’re not alright
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Meteor 03:01
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I wish I looked like you Pretty like super glue Can I pretty too? Your love gives me the shits Sweaty and so rancid You can have some too And she’s a meteor She’s a meteor She’s a meteor She’s a meteor She’s a meteor She’s a meteor I wish I loved myself As much as I love you There’s nothing else to do Maybe it’s for the best If I put my head to rest My head stuck with you And she’s a meteor She’s a meteor She’s a meteor She’s a meteor-a She’s a meteor-a She’s a meteor Well, I guess this is the end Donate all my stuff again Caught myself over the edge And forever, forever I guess I’ll be a friend Drunk text every now and then Pulling all my strings again And again and again She’s a meteor She’s a meteor She’s a meteor She’s a meteor I wish I looked like you! Pretty like super glue Can I pretty too? Your love scares me to death I’m sweaty and smell rancid But I will wait for you Well, I guess this is the end Donate all my stuff again Caught myself over the edge And forever, forever I guess I’ll be a friend Drunk text every now and then Pulling all my strings again And again and again She’s a meteor She’s a meteor She’s a meteor
9.
The Streets 03:24
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Look at her diamond eyes Look at her diamond eyes Shine bright Yeah, yeah They shine bright She can’t forget me She can’t forget me No, No She can’t forget me No, No And for the right price For the right price We’ll make this Feel alive We’ll make this If I could tell her If I could tell her How I feel I would tell her I would tell her That someone like you isn’t you, oh no We’ll count the hours as we wait around Let your angel hair just breathe out Cause I don’t want someone like you I don’t want someone like You If we go down the drain If we go down the drain We’d dive in Yeah, yeah We’d dive in She won’t forget me She won’t forget me No, No She won’t forget me No, No If she could tell me If she could tell me How she feels She would tell me How she feels She would tell me That someone like you isn’t you, oh no We’ll count the hours as we wait around Let your angel hair just breathe out Cause I don’t want someone like you I don’t want someone like you No, I’m not in love No, I’m not in love I swear I’m not in love I swear I’m not in love
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Hawaii 04:04
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She’s gone away into the past Summer’s coming fast She’ll be gone if ya don’t hold on And there’s a lonely person on the train Waiting in the rain They’ll be gone if ya don’t hold on They’re falling from the high Is this the way it’s supposed to be? Crawling in my alimony? I’m falling from the high The only thing I’ve ever feared is you She’s gone away into the past Yeah, the cops are coming fast She’ll be gone if ya don’t hold on And there’s a lonely person on the train Waiting in the rain He’ll be gone if ya don’t hold on They’re falling from the high Is this the way it’s supposed to be? Crawling in my alimony? They’re falling from the high The only thing I’ve ever feared is you All along it was the high Is this the way it’s supposed to be? Crawling in my alimony? They’re falling from the high The only thing I’ve ever feared is you The only thing I’ve ever feared is you You, you It’s all fucked up It’s all fucked up It’s all fucked up It’s all fucked up It’s all fucked up It’s all fucked up It’s all fucked up It’s all fucked up It’s all fucked up It’s all fucked up It’s all fucked up It’s all fucked up It’s all fucked up It’s all fucked up It’s all fucked up
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Happily Ever After... 04:11
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(Yeah, we got high) (And watched the sunset) (Spent like four hours talking about space and god and shit) (Then we made out, left, and never texted each other again) (Literally, best date of my life) Simple times Synchronized They’ll be gone today Like yesterday Summertime Sympathized Never gone away You’re here to stay Let’s find today I’ll try to say Sugar lies Gilded eyes Never taste the same And I’m to blame Goodnight Fire light Only burned before We started more You’re far away I’ll try today We’ll be gone before the storm hits We’ll be gone before the world ends We’re the calm before the storm hits The calm before the storm We’ll find a way Just stay today Sell the lie Paradigm Only wanted more A view to whore Time aligned Valentine Couldn’t be mine
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Romeo 04:37
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Romeo, did you ever grow? The things we compromised The things we euthanized We’d watch the sun rise From a cold car ride Uncomfortably seated Uncomfortably heated And all at once, everything was Gone before the fire had Scorched away our love and nothing Made sense in the context of time Like star-crossed lovers never Meant to be together The mindless nights that We could never right Were understated But consecrated We’re only mid way Through the overlay Sick and sweet And armed to the teeth And all at once, everything was Gone before the fire had Scorched away our love and nothing Made sense in the context of time Like star-crossed lovers never Meant to be together And I see you standing there Are you there? (Are you there?) Were you there? I’m so used to missing nowhere Are you aware? (Are you aware?) Were you aware? Romeo were you dismayed By all the things we never made The poems down the drain Their letters rearranged We’d trade the atmosphere To be the kids that never feared When love was just a fad When times were so glad And all at once, everything was Gone before the fire had Scorched away our love and nothing Made sense in the context of time Like star-crossed lovers never Meant to be together And now we look up To the twilight Time travel to when Everything’s alright Everything‘s alright Everything will be alright

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As the COVID-19 pandemic forced the world indoors, it oxymoronically sparked a love for fuzz and distortion in frontman/producer/songwriter Myles Bergman. Inspired by ’90s grunge and indie rock icons like Nirvana, The Smashing Pumpkins, and Dinosaur Jr., Planet Idiot channels the raw angst and isolation of that era... while offering a surprising, dreamlike sense of hope beneath the noise.

Their self-titled debut EP gained a brief but intense cult following across Southern California universities. But it’s with their first LP, WTF!?, that Planet Idiot truly carves out a place in the modern indie rock scene. As its title suggests, the album is a hypnotic blend of fuzzed-out anthems and overdriven catharsis - a loud, chaotic, and strangely beautiful reminder of everything grunge once was… and still could be.

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released July 25, 2025

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Planet Idiot is a Los Angeles alternative rock project blending grunge, shoegaze, and fuzz-drenched guitar noise. Inspired by Nirvana, The Smashing Pumpkins, and Dinosaur Jr., the music balances raw emotion, massive guitars, and dreamy melodies. Built on DIY recording and a love of distortion, Planet Idiot turns anxiety, frustration, and hope into loud, cathartic songs. ... more

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