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BERSERKER! Out now.
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    Adrian Edmondson ❎
    @AdrianEdmondson
    Aug 25, 2022
    It takes an awful lot of guts to tell someone something like this to their face. You can hear the courage in her voice. But well done you, whoever you are, I think you’re brilliant
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    Adrian Edmondson ❎
    @AdrianEdmondson
    Oct 28, 2022
    This obsession with ‘working hard’ and ‘hard working families’ is depressingly Victorian. We live in an age of machines that can do all that stuff for us. People should be having more diverse and more fulfilled lives, not grinding away until they die.
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    Adrian Edmondson ❎
    @AdrianEdmondson
    Apr 10, 2020
    This Boris bloke applauding his nurses - is he the same one that cheered along with all his chums in the Commons in 2017 when the Conservatives successfully blocked any chance of nurses getting a pay rise?
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    Adrian Edmondson ❎
    @AdrianEdmondson
    May 24, 2022
    It appears you could have held a proper wake with lots of people during lockdown if you’d designated a ‘funeral’ as a ‘leaving do’ (which is sort of technically is?)
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    Adrian Edmondson ❎
    @AdrianEdmondson
    Apr 24, 2020
    And also mice? We could train mice to run down into the lungs with a small dustpan and brush? Magnets on a string? Petrol - a small controlled internal fire? These are also interesting to me and should be tested...
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    Adrian Edmondson ❎
    @AdrianEdmondson
    Apr 11, 2020
    I’ve written Priti Patel’s number out to make it more understandable: 300,000,34,900,74,000
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    Adrian Edmondson ❎
    @AdrianEdmondson
    Sep 6, 2019
    "It's not your ball, it's everybody's ball."
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    Adrian Edmondson ❎
    @AdrianEdmondson
    Feb 19, 2021
    So, I've had the jab: a) No improvement in wifi. b) Bill Gates has not been in touch. c) I have not grown a tail. Very disappointed.
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    Adrian Edmondson ❎
    @AdrianEdmondson
    Jan 22, 2020
    Terry Jones was the only Python who agreed to appear in The Young Ones. It was like affirmation from God himself. This was the man who’d directed what was, and still is, the funniest feature film ever made. We loved him for it, and always will. Sadly, he’s eaten his last mint...
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    Adrian Edmondson ❎
    @AdrianEdmondson
    May 2, 2021
    Just trapped myself on a window ledge whilst cleaning the windows. Had to ask passerby to fetch help. Fire Brigade came. Small crowd gathered - thoroughly enjoying themselves. FB very kind and didn’t snigger too much as they rescued me. How’s your Bank Holiday?
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    Adrian Edmondson ❎
    @AdrianEdmondson
    Jan 24, 2022
    It’s my birthday so you’d all better be ruddy well nice to me!
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    Adrian Edmondson ❎
    @AdrianEdmondson
    Aug 10, 2023
    I don’t think enough people have seen this. It’s Kurt Vonnegut talking to his wife about going out to get an envelope (we’re here on earth to fart around):
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    Adrian Edmondson ❎
    @AdrianEdmondson
    Dec 11, 2020
    Babs was once in Filthy, Rich & Catflap which was filmed in front of a live audience. There was a tech fault, the lights went off and they couldn’t get them back on. Babs pipes up: “It’s alright my darlings, we’re all stars - we can fucking twinkle”
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    Adrian Edmondson ❎
    @AdrianEdmondson
    May 4, 2021
    I have booked a window cleaner...
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