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Carl Anka
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    Carl Anka
    @Ankaman616
    Jun 2
    World Cup 2026 starts on 11 June. So let's do another Bad Predictions Amnesty. Tell me your BOLDEST prediction for the World Cup. xVibes, rather than researched analysis. We stick them in the vault, then have a look over the results towards the end of the tournament.
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    Carl Anka
    @Ankaman616
    Aug 21, 2023
    Looney Tunes level comedy. Sensational.
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    kelbin
    @pissboymcgee
    Aug 19, 2023
    can’t stop watching this. laughing every time at how comical all the sounds are
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    Carl Anka
    @Ankaman616
    Apr 9, 2025
    Mbappe's "Fair enough" reactions when someone goes supernova against his team is the funniest thing.
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    Polymarket FC
    Polymarket
    @PolymarketFC
    Apr 8, 2025
    Mbappé’s reaction to Rice’s free kick 🤣
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    Carl Anka
    @Ankaman616
    Jul 21, 2025
    Morata's career path is going to be a pub quiz answer for decades.
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    Fabrizio Romano
    @FabrizioRomano
    Jul 20, 2025
    🚨🔵 Álvaro Morata, now set to join Como from Galatasaray as soon as all documents for Osimhen deal will be signed next week. Morata has been waiting for Como for one month… and now, all set. 🏁
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    Carl Anka
    @Ankaman616
    Aug 14, 2019
    Breath of the Wild is the best video game of all time and it's not even close. x.com/kure4_aoi/stat…
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    Carl Anka
    @Ankaman616
    Nov 4, 2025
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    The Touchline | 𝐓
    @TouchlineX
    Nov 4, 2025
    • Piers Morgan: I use your aftershave. People tell me, wow you smell like Cristiano Ronaldo. 🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Cristiano: [*laughs*]
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    Carl Anka
    @Ankaman616
    Oct 2, 2024
    No amount of cancelling Netflix and giving up takeaways can get around the fact that we're being priced out of straightforward things.
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    Carl Anka
    @Ankaman616
    Jun 25, 2024
    Undertaker 2010 🤝🏿 Southgate 2024 Struggling to get Kane in the box
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    Carl Anka
    @Ankaman616
    Feb 12, 2025
    Every time M & T are in the same room, at least one reporter should say "President Musk" before correcting themself. Stress test it a few times.
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    More Perfect Union
    @MorePerfectUS
    Feb 11, 2025
    Elon Musk just said in the Oval Office that DOGE is investigating federal employees with high net worth despite low pay. Musk is worth $400 billion, is reportedly a special government employee, and doesn’t get a government paycheck.
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    Carl Anka
    @Ankaman616
    Dec 19, 2024
    Dedication to your craft >>>>
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    FosseHub
    @FosseHub
    Dec 19, 2024
    🚨 Jamie Vardy has been known to teach himself choice insults in the native language of the centre-backs marking him. [@JPercyTelegraph] 🎖️
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    Carl Anka
    @Ankaman616
    Oct 9, 2024
    Someone in the comments pointed out Maggie waves Bart goodbye and I'm cracking up.
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    Out of Context Simpsons Couch Gags (July 5th 🎂)
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    Oct 9, 2024
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    Carl Anka
    @Ankaman616
    Jul 6, 2021
    The penalty shootout was over before it began. Italy had this wrapped up. x.com/ElEmperador81/…
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    Carl Anka
    @Ankaman616
    Jun 13, 2023
    The people who did the study:
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    CNN
    @CNN
    Jun 12, 2023
    Small amounts of alcohol may turn down stress in the brain, benefiting the heart, new study finds cnn.it/3qGROec
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    Carl Anka
    @Ankaman616
    May 14, 2022
    Today is the first of 12 Saturdays without Premier League football. Adjust your lives accordingly.
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