Anthony Bourdain@BourdainFeb 5, 2018Frequently, I’ve come to regret things I’ve said. This, from 2001, is not one of those times:75675626K26K83K83K
Anthony Bourdain@BourdainSep 12, 2017I’m doing a Kickstarter to buy Ted Cruz a Fleshlight67467412K12K51K51K
Anthony Bourdain@BourdainJan 1, 2012Fascinated by Applejack's struggles with sexual identity.16016036K36K94K94K
Anthony Bourdain@BourdainFeb 19, 2018Before entertaining the ridiculous notion of arming teachers, worth considering the NYPD stat for hitting their target in gun fight is 18%82882812K12K43K43K
Anthony Bourdain@BourdainOct 10, 2017Can everyone who dismissed @rosemcgowan now do the right thing and go fuck themselves?3573575.1K5.1K38K38K
Anthony Bourdain@BourdainApr 27, 2018A lawyer with 3 clients and 16 cell phones sounds totally legit .6456455.3K5.3K33K33K
Anthony Bourdain@BourdainFeb 22, 2018Take her out for ice cream? Maybe even buy her a pony?4454454.1K4.1K30K30K
Anthony Bourdain@BourdainOct 12, 2017At least when the left is angry with me on twitter, they can spell6506502.7K2.7K26K26K
Anthony Bourdain@BourdainAug 16, 2017New Yorkers have known who and what Trump is for decades. The rest of the country is now finding out.7937936.3K6.3K26K26K
Anthony Bourdain@BourdainJan 14, 2018Grateful to @CNN for the well timed marathon of all-Africa #PartsUnknown . People should SEE the countries our pres calls “shitholes”!5405404.4K4.4K24K24K
Anthony Bourdain@BourdainFeb 18, 2018A teenager speaks more eloquently, forcefully and honestly than any craven, gutless politician snappytv.com/tc/71421993903904.7K4.7K23K23K
Anthony Bourdain@BourdainDec 22, 2016I am not "boycotting" anything. I choose to not patronize chefs who tacitly support deporting half the people they've ever worked with.9249246.8K6.8K22K22K
Anthony Bourdain@BourdainMay 19, 2018Yeah yeah yeah, I know. I’m a crank. But the word “royals” just ...will never go down easy. Only person I ever felt comfortable referring to as “Prince” came from Minneapolis4784783.7K3.7K23K23K
