Derek Montilla
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Derek Montilla
@Cap_Kaveman
Mayor of @PHNX_Sports • Cover @Dbacks for @PHNX_Dbacks • 🇵🇷 • #DATES Snackologist™ • Manager for @IZWWrestlingAZ • Member of @thesteelcage • Girl Dad
- I HAVE BEEN AT CHASE FIELD FOR A FLOOD, A PLAGUE, AND NOW A SWARM OF BEES. I HOPE IM HERE FOR THE FAMINE AND THE INEVITABLE APOCALYPSE
- Let’s recap here: ✔️The Coyotes left Shane Doan’s retirement banner behind at Gila River Arena in Glendale. ✔️Then, it was thrown in the trash. ✔️ A hockey-loving king found it, kept it, and gave it back to Doan tonight. I LITERALLY CAN’T EVEN WITH THIS ORGANIZATION!!!Shane Doan has been reunited with his retirement banner. A significant piece of Coyotes history that was left behind at Gila River Arena.
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- MY DAUGHTER JUST TOLD ME HER FAVORITE TEAM IS WHOEVER IS PLAYING THE DODGERS AND I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO TEACH HER
- *During sex* Me: i want you to hurt me Her: you romanticize the attitude era, but the matches were garbage, women were treated horribly, and the storylines were repetitive Me: what Her: D-X cut a promo in blackface and it was somehow totally acceptable in 1998 Me: stop
- WWE made over a billion dollars last year so please explain to me why they can’t afford to pay people to work in their retail store and make it make sense.
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