PinnedChris Stephens@ChrisStephensMDAug 8, 2018ME: i saw a guy on the back of a van FRIEND: ...and? ME: that's it i guess442182181.8K1.8K
Chris Stephens@ChrisStephensMDOct 17, 2024Jesus Christ just show a picture of a mailbox9389382.2K2.2K92K92K4.8M4.8M
Chris Stephens@ChrisStephensMDApr 26, 2022Decided to use the classic celebrity break up picture torn in half method to announce that my cat no longer likes these treats.1021024K4K88K88K
Chris Stephens@ChrisStephensMDOct 25, 2021When Timothee Chalamet first got cast in Dune the studio hired me to read the book out loud to him and every time I read the word Paul he went “that’s me!!”1111113.2K3.2K83K83K
Chris Stephens@ChrisStephensMDJul 17, 2023Quick shoutout to the good people at @UniversalPics for trimming the trees that gave our picket line shade right before a 90+ degree week.1.5K1.5K8.7K8.7K65K65K38M38M
Chris Stephens@ChrisStephensMDJul 6, 2023It’s really been an honor to watch people not just steal this joke from me, but use the same picture that I took of my very bad TV.Shafeeq@Y2SHAFJul 4, 2023me packing to go on a 3 day holiday39391.4K1.4K51K51K1.9M1.9M
Chris Stephens@ChrisStephensMDFeb 18, 2020Super unprofessional when ventriloquists argue with their puppets over which one of them is the dummy. Figure that shit out backstage.30305.3K5.3K47K47K
Chris Stephens@ChrisStephensMDJan 26, 2022When I was 18 my grandma came to see me at an open mic and the host pointed at her and went “yo why the fuck is eleanor roosevelt here?”38381.4K1.4K47K47K
Chris Stephens@ChrisStephensMDOct 4, 2023Classic talk show photoshop rule, if you're going to combine two people to make fun of them make sure the result doesn't look almost exactly like you.64642.1K2.1K43K43K1.6M1.6M
Chris Stephens@ChrisStephensMDJul 21, 2024The Democratic Party has been plunged into unknown territory: enthusiasm!50501.9K1.9K33K33K635K635K
Chris Stephens@ChrisStephensMDApr 2, 2021(Godzilla appears on screen) oh god what else is that guy in, it’s killing me40402.1K2.1K33K33K
Chris Stephens@ChrisStephensMDMay 27, 2021Having a nice bottle of red with dinner this evening.57571.7K1.7K33K33K
Chris Stephens@ChrisStephensMDDec 10, 2023I’m about to land on this motherfucker’s lap at terminal velocity.881.2K1.2K28K28K1M1M
