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La Coochie Versace
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La Coochie Versace
@CoochieReloaded
50% angel, 50% diabla, 100% me
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Joined June 2021
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    La Coochie Versace
    @CoochieReloaded
    Jul 30, 2024
    We’re gonna lose the election cause of the barbz 😭😭😭
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    Pop Crave
    @PopCrave
    Jul 30, 2024
    Megan Thee Stallion is reportedly making an appearance with Kamala Harris for a rally on July 30th at Atlanta.
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    La Coochie Versace
    @CoochieReloaded
    Jan 11, 2023
    Ask them to write a sentence in Spanish and it’s over
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    Pop Crave
    @PopCrave
    Jan 11, 2023
    Jenna Ortega and Selena Gomez posing for photos together at the #GoldenGlobes.
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    Golden Globes
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    Golden Globes
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    La Coochie Versace
    @CoochieReloaded
    Sep 1, 2021
    I posted this on my story and I’m getting dragged please 😭 I just push start and drive 😭😭😭
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    La Coochie Versace
    @CoochieReloaded
    Dec 22, 2022
    I thought this was just drunk gays being cute but apparently the one with the black shirt just got married to the girl in the wedding dress trying to separate them and the one in the suit is his sidehole??? 😭😭 there’s LAYERS to this 😭😭
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    PAIVA
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    La Coochie Versace
    @CoochieReloaded
    Mar 5, 2023
    Rosalia didnt tour Peru for Motomami so they threw their own show and sold out a 4,000 people arena???? 😭😭😭 LMAOOOOO x.com/cisco_xx1/stat…
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    La Coochie Versace
    @CoochieReloaded
    Nov 2, 2024
    Straight gym bro found out im fruity and now he won’t stop asking me stuff about gay sex
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    La Coochie Versace
    @CoochieReloaded
    Dec 8, 2022
    They’re doing all this for a movie that’s gonna have 20% on Rotten Tomatoes
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    DiscussingFilm
    @DiscussingFilm
    Dec 8, 2022
    8 M3GANs dance to Taylor Swift’s ‘It’s Nice To Have A Friend’ at the ‘M3GAN’ premiere. (via: @chrissgardner)
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    Chris Gardner
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    La Coochie Versace
    @CoochieReloaded
    Dec 19, 2022
    Now why did they eat that
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    La Coochie Versace
    @CoochieReloaded
    May 19, 2024
    He was blind…
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    La Coochie Versace
    @CoochieReloaded
    May 19, 2024
    Why the fuck do people work out in sunglasses at the gym
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    La Coochie Versace
    @CoochieReloaded
    Nov 5, 2024
    All yall voting for her are clowns no shade
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    Pop Base
    @PopBase
    Nov 5, 2024
    Donald Trump says Jill Stein is one of his favorite politicians: “I love the Green Party. Jill Stein, I’ve never met her but she may be one of my favorite politicians.”
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    La Coochie Versace
    @CoochieReloaded
    Aug 13, 2023
    White women after saying gracias
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    La Coochie Versace
    @CoochieReloaded
    Oct 19, 2024
    Heterosexual world is so interesting to me cause who tf is Jelly Roll 😭
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    @chartdata
    Oct 19, 2024
    Charli xcx and Jelly Roll's teams are reportedly "fighting fiercely" to secure #1 on the Billboard 200 and "get numbers thrown out" (via @HITSDD). Both albums are in the 150K range. Stay tuned.
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    La Coochie Versace
    @CoochieReloaded
    Feb 25, 2024
    Okay so ive never watched Avatar, but like why don’t airbenders just bend the air out of their enemies lungs? I’d have my enemies looking like this QUICK
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    La Coochie Versace
    @CoochieReloaded
    Nov 16, 2023
    I was eating my yogurt at my cubicle and this coworker was dead serious like “you can’t eat at the cubicles so I’m gonna ask you to go to the kitchen or put it away” And I was like “you literally just ate 3 donuts at yours, big and greedy” and she walked straight to the HR office
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