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π•―π–†π›Žπ–ŽππŸ§˜πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ
@DavidPattt
Lifestyle & Entertainment | Pharmacologist | cybersecurity enthusiast | FCB
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    π•―π–†π›Žπ–ŽππŸ§˜πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ
    @DavidPattt
    Oct 3, 2025
    Me on my way to work, masculinely:
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    Voice it out
    @thechampioncum
    Oct 3, 2025
    Carrying a lunchbox to work is a feminine trait. There’s absolutely nothing manly about that.
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    π•―π–†π›Žπ–ŽππŸ§˜πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ
    @DavidPattt
    Aug 30, 2024
    This is troubled waters bro
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    @_fvckowen
    Aug 30, 2024
    Decided to do a wave check guys,how does it look?
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    π•―π–†π›Žπ–ŽππŸ§˜πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ
    @DavidPattt
    May 30, 2025
    A healthy male body doing what a healthy male body does.
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    π•―π–†π›Žπ–ŽππŸ§˜πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ
    @DavidPattt
    Mar 31, 2025
    Selecting all images with traffic lights
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    Temi πŸ’¨
    @__temiszn
    Mar 31, 2025
    What makes us human?
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    π•―π–†π›Žπ–ŽππŸ§˜πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ
    @DavidPattt
    Sep 8, 2025
    Your cousin met John Cena and didn’t take a picture with him?
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    π•―π–†π›Žπ–ŽππŸ§˜πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ
    @DavidPattt
    Nov 12, 2024
    He's not special. I've also slept with cheaters.
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    π•―π–†π›Žπ–ŽππŸ§˜πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ
    @DavidPattt
    Jan 28, 2025
    This is evidence that even if all you do is drink water & mind your business, people will still talk
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    @DavidPattt
    Oct 14, 2024
    Being able to only focus on school while in school
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    β˜†SOM
    @cfcSOM
    Oct 10, 2024
    What's a Privilege you think people take for granted?
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    π•―π–†π›Žπ–ŽππŸ§˜πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ
    @DavidPattt
    May 9, 2024
    He doesn’t have dementia he’s just in disbelief
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    π•―π–†π›Žπ–ŽππŸ§˜πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ
    @DavidPattt
    Oct 2, 2024
    Hope you're a vet??
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    π•―π–†π›Žπ–ŽππŸ§˜πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ
    @DavidPattt
    Nov 12, 2024
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    ᴏʟᴜᴍΙͺᴅᴇ πŸ‚
    @mideysmith
    Nov 12, 2024
    Unpopular facts; Cockroach milk is three times as nutritious as cow's milk
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    π•―π–†π›Žπ–ŽππŸ§˜πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ
    @DavidPattt
    Nov 19, 2024
    Later in the day
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    @_fvckowen
    Nov 19, 2024
    A plate for you, the other one for?
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    π•―π–†π›Žπ–ŽππŸ§˜πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ
    @DavidPattt
    Jan 13, 2025
    And then you go home and tweet about her.
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    @_fvckowen
    Jan 13, 2025
    I'm that guy who gives the most beautiful girl in the room no attention at all. I won't even acknowledge her.πŸ‘πŸΏ
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    π•―π–†π›Žπ–ŽππŸ§˜πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ
    @DavidPattt
    Nov 25, 2024
    Telling people your plans can jinx it.
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    A.K.A
    @kayzywizzzy
    Nov 25, 2024
    What's that superstition you believe in?
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