If I lose 1 more roll up the rim I swear to God I will buy another one and try again
Jared Kennedy
3,546 posts
Jared Kennedy
@JaredKennedy34
||Vauxhall Jets Alumni||Canisius College Baseball Alumni|| MAAC Champ|| NSCA CSCS||@OntarioBlueJays Pitching Coordinator||
Mississauga, Ontario
Joined July 2011
- Happy to say my dads heart surgery went well. He's feeling better now and his heart finally works properly !
- Sometimes I regret decisions I make but then I remember I bleached my hair 3 times in grade 9 and realize it can be way worse
- I hate when I meet someone for the first time and they look nothing like their Bitmoji
- When the flames let the Sabres score 3 power play goals in one period
- 🧵How @ryan_mcdonagh22 transformed himself from a first basemen to a professional RHP with the @Royals 🧵 Ryan joined @OntarioBlueJays in 2022 as a position player with some experience on the mound. Here is the long awaited thread highlighting how we accomplished this!
- Told my mom I miss Kat and Gizmo when I’m at school so she got this made 😢
- I woke up today. Still a MAAC Champ
- Extremely excited to make it official. Can’t wait to get going with the talent in this organization #FearTheFlock
- My mom had successful back surgery today. I guess I should’ve listened when everyone said “step on a crack break your momma’s back”.
- What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter
